I'm probably never gonna forget this but I was such a stupid child..... Was getting offered 'signals' by a girl. Just didn't "get 'em" and i swear i was so stupid i couldn't have done more to put her off.
Recent one was being given a £150 Mamas and Papas pushchair in Argos and telling the assistant that I ordered a high chair. He said that my receipt and number matched that item. I put him straight by pointing out the label on the pushchair. Then it dawned on me what a tit I'd just been - the highchair was £20.
Declined a derby ticket this season as I hate that place and the people who go there to watch the rags so much the thought of going in makes me heave. Oh well, maybe next time.