stony said:
VOOMER said:
Stony, please dude, I know its ridiculously sad of me, but is there any chance you can use a word, other than mard?
Go on I'm intrigued. What on earth is wrong with the word 'mard' ?
Dude, I know this doesn't apply to your good self, but when I was a school and in the army there were a couple of individuals who labelled almost everyone a mard arse. They never used fuckwit, which is a glorious expression, but the pair of them were,, here we go, "The biggest *ucking tarts ", I'd had ever had to deal with up to that time. Totally irrational I know, but its up there with "Bright eyed and bushy tailed!", another statement that turns me(inwardly), into a deranged hispburd. It's not my place to tell people what to write, but If you can have pity on this poor soul, god will reward you!