The Pink Panther
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gaudinho's stolen car said:
So the husband and two blokes were in the swingers club. Were you in the pub?
Were they looking out of the windows?
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Swingers Clubs
- Thread starter The Fat el Hombre
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So the husband and two blokes were in the swingers club. Were you in the pub?
Were they looking out of the windows?
charliebigspuds
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gaudinho's stolen car said:Mark - TheBlue said:mrcunny said:haha
-- Thu Jan 19, 2012 7:51 pm --
Did you chalk the end of the cue?
LOL
It was the fat end, I just put a bit of lube on it. If it had been the thin end it would of ended up poking out of her nostril.
was your knob not working at the time?
gaudinho's stolen car
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The Pink Panther said:gaudinho's stolen car said:Whilst we are within the subject, in my youth I fucked a 40 odd year old woman with the fat end of a snooker cue over a pool table while her husband and 3 other blokes watched in a swingers club.
I suppose it would have been a better story if it had been over a snooker table, but there wan't one.
So the husband and two blokes were in the swingers club. Were you in the pub?
Were they looking out of the windows?
The swingers club was at that time just "converted" from a working mens club. Basically ugly people were fucking each other over copper topped tables with Bass ashtrays on them. Eyes Wide Shut it weren't.
The Pink Panther said:gaudinho's stolen car said:Whilst we are within the subject, in my youth I fucked a 40 odd year old woman with the fat end of a snooker cue over a pool table while her husband and 3 other blokes watched in a swingers club.
I suppose it would have been a better story if it had been over a snooker table, but there wan't one.
So the husband and two blokes were in the swingers club. Were you in the pub?
Were they looking out of the windows?
no they were playing on the other tables,i sure hope they put enough money in the light meter...lol
Bilboblue
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The Fat el Hombre said:I've got this mate who went to one recently, says it was a good laugh. Said they took their own lagers and and that but there were no women to shag so they asked for their money back. In the end the receptionist ended up shagging them and an old bloke joined in. Anyone got any decent swingers or swinging club stories?
This is literally 5 minutes from my house!
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.jct2.co.uk/home/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.jct2.co.uk/home/</a>
I still haven't been........
;o)
glen quagmire
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A lad i know, is one of the north west's well known, on that scene. Some of the stories he has told me border on the ridiculous! He went to one birds house, who's husband was a district judge. I shit you not, my mate told me that after he rogered the woman senseless, her husband asked him to leave straight away, as he wanted to.... well dine on the end product, (i am trying to be as indiscreet as i can).
This was only mentioned half way through, as his wife asked my mate, if he'd do her husband as well and he told her he wasn't into that.
There are also tales of women with only three teeth in their mouth, a mother and her gay son combo (well they wanted that) and a woman who was so smelly in the genital area that he threw up on her couch and left.
Hand on heart true stories.
This was only mentioned half way through, as his wife asked my mate, if he'd do her husband as well and he told her he wasn't into that.
There are also tales of women with only three teeth in their mouth, a mother and her gay son combo (well they wanted that) and a woman who was so smelly in the genital area that he threw up on her couch and left.
Hand on heart true stories.
Bill
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thats brinny for you.glen quagmire said:A lad i know, is one of the north west's well known, on that scene. Some of the stories he has told me border on the ridiculous! He went to one birds house, who's husband was a district judge. I shit you not, my mate told me that after he rogered the woman senseless, her husband asked him to leave straight away, as he wanted to.... well dine on the end product, (i am trying to be as indiscreet as i can).
This was only mentioned half way through, as his wife asked my mate, if he'd do her husband as well and he told her he wasn't into that.
There are also tales of women with only three teeth in their mouth, a mother and her gay son combo (well they wanted that) and a woman who was so smelly in the genital area that he threw up on her couch and left.
Hand on heart true stories.
waterloo blue
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My dad's a plumber and had call out job at one these places in Brinnington,the toilet was blocked and when he cleared it he found a two foot long dildo.
He reckoned the smell in the place was rank ,as the windows were nailed shut and there was no air-con.As he finished up the manager offered him a membership,he reckons he knocked it back but I'm not too sure.
He reckoned the smell in the place was rank ,as the windows were nailed shut and there was no air-con.As he finished up the manager offered him a membership,he reckons he knocked it back but I'm not too sure.
Pigeonho
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'The smell from the genitalia area was that bad he threw up on the couch and left'.
Absolute fucking quality!
Absolute fucking quality!
glen quagmire
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Pigeonho said:'The smell from the genitalia area was that bad he threw up on the couch and left'.
Absolute fucking quality!
Mate, i will tell you a few stories some day over a beer, just wear noseplugs to stop it shooting out your nostrils when laughing!