Tea

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Not my goal to mock your mother specifically PLLK, or the dead, rather just make light of the effect that drinking so much PG might have.
Still, I do apologise if it came across that way, it was never my intention to cause upset.
(You're not wrong though.)

I dont really get upset over anything on the internet, however as you can probably understand, I dont have much sense of humour when it comes to my deceased mother, forget about it anyway, apology accepted.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Just ordinary tea in a little teapot with half a lemon. No sugar! I only drink it occasionally. I chain drink coffee!

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Just ordinary tea in a little teapot with half a lemon. No sugar! I only drink it occasionally. I chain drink coffee!

I knew you were a wrong un, this post just confirms it.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I knew you were a wrong un, this post just confirms it.

I'm a bloody wrong 'un alright. I can't understand how I've never been thrown out of The Etihad!

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

What's wrong with Tetley and PG tips? You puffters.

I dont mind either of them, had a girlfriend who wouldnt drink anything but Yorkshire tea, she had a point its not bad at all.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Milk first is quite acceptable if you've brewed in a pot, it is wholly unacceptable if you are brewing with a bag in a mug, the fat molecules clog up the holes in the bag, meaning it doesnt brew properly.

Prelactarians do have higher pitched voices than postlactarians, makes of that what you will.

Prelactarians and postlacterians? Wtf Laykee, you sound like a right tit.

And as for Tea not brewing properly due to "fat molecules clog up the holes in the bag". If that's what you think I think you need to empty the fat from your bags matey. Tea doesn't brew properly in the cup when milk is in the cup as the milk reduces the boiling water enough to stop it brewing properly, you dozy Brummie clogged up ****.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Prelactarians and postlacterians? Wtf Laykee, you sound like a right tit.

And as for Tea not brewing properly due to "fat molecules clog up the holes in the bag". If that's what you think I think you need to empty the fat from your bags matey. Tea doesn't brew properly in the cup when milk is in the cup as the milk reduces the boiling water enough to stop it brewing properly, you dozy Brummie clogged up ****.

Prelactarian, putting the milk in first. Postlacterian putting the milk in after. For when tea or coffee is brewed in a seperate pot, not the drinking utensil. It used to be a matter of social standing, in years gone by, poor people would put the milk in first to lower the temp, because their poor quality pottery mugs couldnt stand the higher temps, the richer types would have china tea cups, which could withstand higher temps, so could put their milk in afterwards.

The fat molecules in the milk fucks up the tea bag, even if you heat the **** in a microwave as hot as you can, it wont brew properly if the milk is in with the hot water, its not hard to grasp, even for a thick **** like you.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Prelactarian, putting the milk in first. Postlacterian putting the milk in after. For when tea or coffee is brewed in a seperate pot, not the drinking utensil. It used to be a matter of social standing, in years gone by, poor people would put the milk in first to lower the temp, because their poor quality pottery mugs couldnt stand the higher temps, the richer types would have china tea cups, which could withstand higher temps, so could put their milk in afterwards.

The fat molecules in the milk fucks up the tea bag, even if you heat the **** in a microwave as hot as you can, it wont brew properly if the milk is in with the hot water, its not hard to grasp, even for a thick **** like you.

The only fat molecules he knows about are the ones in his bird's head/feet/elbows etc.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

The only fat molecules he knows about are the ones in his bird's head/feet/elbows etc.

He was a far better poster when he was banging on about what part of whichever woman he was seeing was deformed, now he just posts about his favourite foods and gets confused at the slightest bit of additional information, the thundercunt.

 

[stony]

Are you a priest?

Something you'd like to confess? If it's wank related, three hail mary's and £20 for the new organ.