Tea

[stony]

I had some Cravendale the other day, tasted like milk, I thought what sort of **** pays an extra 50% on the price for this, flash cunts.

Pour a glass of cravendale and a glass of normal milk. You will taste the difference.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Haha my old man used to dunk everything in his tea. Sausage butties, toast, biscuits anything. His brew had all manner of smeg floating in it.

The Romanian lad used to dunk his toast in his coffee as well, that was even dirtier. He wasnt the richest of lads, he used to buy a load tins with no labels on them, every meal was like Roulette for him, the number of times he'd have some toast made and you'd hear him say "Oh fuck, Peach Slisses" and he'd have peach slices on toast for lunch.

 

[super_city_si]

Bacteria. It lasts longer once it's opened and tastes far nicer than normal milk. You don't notice it in brews, but you do if you drink it or put it on cereal. I often drink a pint of milk, but after tasting filtered milk I couldn't go back to the other stuff.

Interesting. I like a big glass of milk a day. Might try it. My old man used to buy sterilized when I was young, the twat. Tasted fucking awful. Used always nip round my aunties for a glas of pasteurized.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Cow shit and Bull spunk that's dripped out of their arse for a start.

I think you need a cow anatomy lesson, too much drinking of Moose spunk has made you blind, bag o milk ****

 

[super_city_si]

Cow shit and Bull spunk that's dripped out of their arse for a start.

So that's why it tastes better? Good to know.

 

[Barcon]

I think you need a cow anatomy lesson, too much drinking of Moose spunk has made you blind, bag o milk ****

It drips out of their arse and onto their tits. That's what gives it the flavour you love.

 

[stony]

Interesting. I like a big glass of milk a day. Might try it. My old man used to buy sterilized when I was young, the twat. Tasted fucking awful. Used always nip round my aunties for a glas of pasteurized.

Tesco have their own brand of filtered milk which although is still more expensive than the normal stuff, is cheaper than Cravendale and tastes just as good.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Interesting. I like a big glass of milk a day. Might try it. My old man used to buy sterilized when I was young, the twat. Tasted fucking awful. Used always nip round my aunties for a glas of pasteurized.

I'll take the shit from the flash cunts with their posh filtered milk, saying my normal milk is straight from the udder, but I wont take Sterra, fucking awful stuff, fuck me. Like the emergency carton of UHT there used to be in the cupboard in case we ran out. You come down in the morning on a weekend when the milkman (in the days before milk in shops) didnt come, sometimes no milk, fuck, warm UHT on cornflakes is devils spunk.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

It drips out of their arse and onto their tits. That's what gives it the flavour you love.

What the fuck are you on about? Seriously, you of the butter with shit in the corner having a go about a milk that goes through a load of processes before it gets in my brew, saying i'm dirty. Pot calling the kettle black.

At least I can afford a proper vessel to store my milk in the fridge.

 

[Barcon]

So that's why it tastes better? Good to know.

You and PLLK might like this.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

You and PLLK might like this.

Canadian ways

 

[stony]

I'll take the shit from the flash cunts with their posh filtered milk, saying my normal milk is straight from the udder, but I wont take Sterra, fucking awful stuff, fuck me. Like the emergency carton of UHT there used to be in the cupboard in case we ran out. You come down in the morning on a weekend when the milkman (in the days before milk in shops) didnt come, sometimes no milk, fuck, warm UHT on cornflakes is devils spunk.

I was brought up on stera, my mum wouldn't have anything else. So growing up I didn't mind it, I even hated brews at other peoples houses that were made with normal milk. Once I left home the mrs wouldn't have it and after a week of drinking the normal stuff I heaved when I tried stera again. The in laws use it and even in brews it tastes fucking awful.

 

[Barcon]

What the fuck are you on about? Seriously, you of the butter with shit in the corner having a go about a milk that goes through a load of processes before it gets in my brew, saying i'm dirty. Pot calling the kettle black.

At least I can afford a proper vessel to store my milk in the fridge.

Right, fuckers. I'm going to take a pic of my milk. I'll be back in an hour.

 

[super_city_si]

You and PLLK might like this.

Hhmmmmm salty

 

[Barcon]

Canadian ways

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Right, fuckers. I'm going to take a pic of my milk. I'll be back in an hour.

**** is only going to come back with a Tesco bag full of milk.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Thats a genius slogan, is homo milk filtered??

 

[idahoblues]

**** is only going to come back with a Tesco bag full of milk.

Stolen from south of the border too...thieving fucking marauding canook cnuts

 

[stony]

Stolen from south of the border too...thieving fucking marauding canook cnuts

They've always been sneaky fuckers, like when they invaded America and tried to steal it.

 

[Barcon]

Thats a genius slogan, is homo milk filtered??

It can be. The last one (3.25%) is HOMOganized.