Tea

Coffee cunts seem to manage to get coffee lumps in the sugar more than tea drinkers, and coffee sugar on your cornflakes is no laughing matter.

Bacon doesn't care, the scruffy ****. He's happy with coffee stained sugar on his breakfast and toast crumbs in the butter. I bet his butter has jam, crumbs and all sorts of fucking ming in it. The scruffy bag o milk, stained sugar ****.
 
Are there still dickheads who put milk in before the bags stewed in the hot Water? There's no excuse for such ingnorance in this day and age
 
As I dont have sugar in my brew, I can make it without a spoon at all, as long as the bag sticks out of the water again, you are right 2 spoon brew makers are right cunts.

I have to admit, as a child I used two spoons to make a brew. My dad liked his tea strong and made me squeeze out every last bit of the tea bag when making him a brew. Not having his asbestos coated fingers, I used to squeeze the tea bag in between two teaspoons. This was until one day when the top spoon snapped, and the scolding hot teabag went straight into my eye.
 
I have to admit, as a child I used two spoons to make a brew. My dad liked his tea strong and made me squeeze out every last bit of the tea bag when making him a brew. Not having his asbestos coated fingers, I used to squeeze the tea bag in between two teaspoons. This was until one day when the top spoon snapped, and the scolding hot teabag went straight into my eye.

Well as you are a **** as an adult, its no stretch to think of you as a **** as a child.

Spoon into the side of the mug I thought was the standard tekkers for getting extra strength into the brew, your old man with his special needs brew making tekkers.
 
How many people drain the entire cup or leave some in the bottom cos it contains the "badness"?

If it's first thing in the morning after a heavy session, I drain the cup. Most of the time I leave about a centimetre of brew in the bottom. I don't know why I do this.
 
Bacon doesn't care, the scruffy ****. He's happy with coffee stained sugar on his breakfast and toast crumbs in the butter. I bet his butter has jam, crumbs and all sorts of fucking ming in it. The scruffy bag o milk, stained sugar ****.

If you use the crumb filled butter to butter your next piece of toast you get more toast. Not fucking rocket appliance is it?
Jam is for cunts.
 

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