Coffee cunts seem to manage to get coffee lumps in the sugar more than tea drinkers, and coffee sugar on your cornflakes is no laughing matter.
Bacon doesn't care, the scruffy ****. He's happy with coffee stained sugar on his breakfast and toast crumbs in the butter. I bet his butter has jam, crumbs and all sorts of fucking ming in it. The scruffy bag o milk, stained sugar ****.