John Wayne
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Phew, glad to see that the real issues are being debated. I've lost hours and hours of sleep this season worrying about why our fans aren't noisy and why there have been some empty seats at away games. If Platini's idea of bonus points for full away allocations and crowd noise comes into effect, we must act quickly.
Here is what I propose:-
1) End the recession now. The joke's over, let's just get back to a debt-fuelled orgy please. All of those people who have been made redundant really should know better.
2) Have games on a Saturday at 3pm. No, wait, I reckon a 4pm on TV on Mother's Day is a better idea of getting out the crowd.
3) Get behind the team. You fellow City fans disgust me, we've had an incredible away record for nearly two years now and some memorable performances to boot. Yet all you can do is stand there with your arms folded as we tear into the opposition from the off.
Let's face it, Sunderland fans are the best in the world. We know this because they took an average of 2,610 fans to our place over the last ten years, whereas we only took an average of 2,537 to the SoL. I concede defeat to their supremacy, we may as well hand them the UEFA Spectator Shield on a plate. Because really, this is what football is all about. Fuck what goes on in the green area out in the middle, and fuck what goes on in people's lives away from the games. When I am on my death bed, I will always regret how mute and disloyal City fans have been over the years, and how I wish I'd been born a Sunderland fan.
Here is what I propose:-
1) End the recession now. The joke's over, let's just get back to a debt-fuelled orgy please. All of those people who have been made redundant really should know better.
2) Have games on a Saturday at 3pm. No, wait, I reckon a 4pm on TV on Mother's Day is a better idea of getting out the crowd.
3) Get behind the team. You fellow City fans disgust me, we've had an incredible away record for nearly two years now and some memorable performances to boot. Yet all you can do is stand there with your arms folded as we tear into the opposition from the off.
Let's face it, Sunderland fans are the best in the world. We know this because they took an average of 2,610 fans to our place over the last ten years, whereas we only took an average of 2,537 to the SoL. I concede defeat to their supremacy, we may as well hand them the UEFA Spectator Shield on a plate. Because really, this is what football is all about. Fuck what goes on in the green area out in the middle, and fuck what goes on in people's lives away from the games. When I am on my death bed, I will always regret how mute and disloyal City fans have been over the years, and how I wish I'd been born a Sunderland fan.