That’s it, problem solved.

I'll be happy with a pint of Amstel piss that's doesn't taste of industrial pipe cleaner
Ages since I had a pint in the ground. It's not only the taste and price the taste but fear of having to make a dash to the bog during play and having all the twats l moan at having a collective moan at me.
 
First floor: telephones
Gents' ready-made suits
Shirts, socks, ties, hats
Underwear and shoes
Going up

 
... and going down,
Citys going down with a trillion in the bank ...

I can see you shopping somewhere like the in the 70's, Oakie.

Coming out with a pair of flared trousers, platform shoes, a shirt with fly away collars, and a kipper tie. You must have been a fanny magnet? ;-)
 
Just wear a dress next time, they can't touch you for it. In fact, if they objected, you could almost certainly get them sacked. Just choose a colour to match your beard.
Top or bottom beard?
 

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