That's that then.

[BimboBob]

The day i pick to go out all day/night on the ale and this happens...i feel responsible Bob. If i had been here for you this may not have never happened. You would still be wanking furiously every night over her picture whilst she spent every night getting back door'd by a succession of Scottish goths.

Do you want some advice? Do you? Here it comes...and it's probably the same as quite a few on here...

Move on. Delete her from your life. Make friends with people who are near you. Chat girls up. Drink a bit. Experiment with drugs. Have a cup of tea. Wank until it falls off.

Do not mope around all day throwing your arms about whilst listening to 'our song' or 'our band' with a picture of her clutched to your weedy man boy chest.

In short...get on with your life.

 

[mammutly]

Bob, for fuck sake... I'm getting really fucked off with your whinging, join the fucking foreign legion, move to Bridge End, grow some fucking balls or go out and talk to real people and not serial piss-takers on here.

Look I know you're a sensitive goff-type teenage werewolf sort of creature, but she's not even fit. Book a fortnight in Ibiza and knock the back out of a multitude of slags from Runcorn to Romford. Just fucking do it and stop crying you ****.

You should have a relationship advice column in a national newspaper. This is fucking brlliant!

 

[daveduke67]

It's time to post the pics of her norks that you have on your mobile.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

you are all a bunch of wan*ers!!!! ;)

 

[TCIB]

Came back here expecting lols and shit i still wasn't prepared for...

"Do not mope around all day throwing your arms about whilst listening to 'our song' or 'our band' with a picture of her clutched to your weedy man boy chest."

Weedy man boy chest xD Bob i am sorry nothing personal mate, just some of the stuff here is fucking gold.

 

[MCFC BOB]

I don't think I'm going to try and erase her from my life because eventually I think it will just happen on its own. I've deleted every song that could possibly remind me of her and I'm sending back all the stuff she ever gave me (bracelets, hoodies, cards).

I think we will just stop talking and stop caring. I'm going to start a new Facebook account and not add her or any of her friends.

I even think this could be the start of a new opportunity for me.

 

[BimboBob]

I don't think I'm going to try and erase her from my life because eventually I think it will just happen on its own. I've deleted every song that could possibly remind me of her and I'm sending back all the stuff she ever gave me (bracelets, hoodies, cards).

I think we will just stop talking and stop caring. I'm going to start a new Facebook account and not add her or any of her friends.

I even think this could be the start of a new opportunity for me.

What? WHAT? WHAT?

Jesus.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

that s the spirit bob.



... glad you didn t go with that weirdo from last night this morning ;) was he like rounding up all of BM`s young ones or what?

 

[Josh Blue]

Keep the hoodies if they are expensive Bob!!!! Also before you delete her ask if shes up for being a "Booty call". All the best though mate you post some class stuff.

 

[acquiesce]

The day i pick to go out all day/night on the ale and this happens...i feel responsible Bob. If i had been here for you this may not have never happened. You would still be wanking furiously every night over her picture whilst she spent every night getting back door'd by a succession of Scottish goths.

Do you want some advice? Do you? Here it comes...and it's probably the same as quite a few on here...

Move on. Delete her from your life. Make friends with people who are near you. Chat girls up. Drink a bit. Experiment with drugs. Have a cup of tea. Wank until it falls off.

Do not mope around all day throwing your arms about whilst listening to 'our song' or 'our band' with a picture of her clutched to your weedy man boy chest.

In short...get on with your life.

Definite post of the month