That's that then.

[The Fat el Hombre]

I even think this could be the start of a new opportunity for me.

That's exactly what it is mate. There are millions of girls in this world out there who will be better looking than your ex, richer, who you'll get on with much better and will treat you better and make you feel better than your ex ever did. The opportunities are endless and there are millions of opportunities out there just waiting for you to go and take them.

You're a free man. Enjoy

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

My heart has been broken for the first time.

Any advice on how to move on from a 2 and a half year relationship?

Get back on the bike as soon as you have fallen off... dont look back and live in what ifs, its her loss not yours, if she didnt want to be with you, you are better off... live for the moment there are another 3 billion women out there mate...

Jeez, that's spooky, PLLK! Get a bike (the real kind) was the first thing that flitted into me 'ead!

 

[SWP's back]

I even think this could be the start of a new opportunity for me.

That's exactly what it is mate. There are millions of girls in this world out there who will be better looking than your ex, richer, who you'll get on with much better and will treat you better and make you feel better than your ex ever did. The opportunities are endless and there are millions of opportunities out there just waiting for you to go and take them.

You're a free man. Enjoy

No I think she was as good as Bob is likely to manage.

Bob should send her his feces (or ask for hers) in the post to prove how much he cares. You have 24 hours or there abouts to change her mind Bob. Begging can work very well, as can crying and having a tattoo done. Dont miss the bus.

 

[FuZzY]

I don't think I'm going to try and erase her from my life because eventually I think it will just happen on its own. I've deleted every song that could possibly remind me of her and I'm sending back all the stuff she ever gave me (bracelets, hoodies, cards).

I think we will just stop talking and stop caring. I'm going to start a new Facebook account and not add her or any of her friends.

I even think this could be the start of a new opportunity for me.

Look Bob, we were all young once and we live and learn through these experiences. One day you will look back when you do meet the right one (and you will do, I'm sure) and laugh at how you feel now.

Time to move on now. I really think its best not to stay friends because I don't think you will ever move on if you do, honest.

Oh, and don't be giving back your hoodies and bracelets etc if you like them. That's like cutting your nose off to spite your face.

Plenty more fish in the sea so they say, you're only young and there is plenty of time to meet somebody else.

 

[BimboBob]

I even think this could be the start of a new opportunity for me.

That's exactly what it is mate. There are millions of girls in this world out there who will be better looking than your ex, richer, who you'll get on with much better and will treat you better and make you feel better than your ex ever did. The opportunities are endless and there are millions of opportunities out there just waiting for you to go and take them.

You're a free man. Enjoy

No I think she was as good as Bob is likely to manage.

Bob should send her his feces (or ask for hers) in the post to prove how much he cares. You have 24 hours or there abouts to change her mind Bob. Begging can work very well, as can crying and having a tattoo done. Dont miss the bus.

Also don't forget to turn the web cam on and cry into it like a baby for 20 minutes before sticking it on youtube for the world to see.

 

[uncle b]

Fook me, some off you guys are very sloopy,

Out with the old and in with the new "innit"

 

[BlueHammer85]

After the hunks she's met at Malia, coming back to a gawky grunger must have been a right turn off

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

She's probably getting shagged by Jamie Oliver now.
The twat is poison,I tell you...

 

[BimboBob]

She's probably getting shagged by Jamie Oliver now.
The twat is poison,I tell you...

Pukka!

 

[BlueHammer85]

She's probably getting shagged by Jamie Oliver now.
The twat is poison,I tell you...

Pukka!