That's that then.

[Bluemoon115]

dont send the letter man!
what you do is send abuse text messages :)

Haha phones should have a breathalyser on them them you have to breath into before you can send a msg

Definitely get drunk bob and start sending msgs telling her how you feel, sure fire winner

He should do it.

Either he gets back in there (nope), or won't have the bollocks to talk to her again after realising some of the shit he said to her.

Which is where we're trying to get him to ;P

 

[The Fat el Hombre]

Either he gets back in there (nope), or won't have the bollocks to talk to her again after realising some of the shit he said to her.

Come on mate remember who we're talking about here, the prostitutes at the back of picadilly station have got more self respect than our bob. Aany embarrasing texts he'd send would just give him another excuse to apologise, tell her he loves her then send a little note inviting her to walk all over him again

 

[AntonDonJuan]

Either he gets back in there (nope), or won't have the bollocks to talk to her again after realising some of the shit he said to her.

Come on mate remember who we're talking about here, the prostitutes at the back of picadilly station have got more self respect than our bob. Aany embarrasing texts he'd send would just give him another excuse to apologise, tell her he loves her then send a little note inviting her to walk all over him again

Bob and ricster should go on the pull together

 

[Simon Le Tom]

Fuck sake, give your m*nge a wipe and delete all knowledge of her, you'll only end up looking like a twat, crying over a text message saying "i've sent your stuff, goodbye, my love </3".

Send her, her shit in a box, don't pay the postage and make her pay at the Post Office.

You don't owe her any sentiment, any thanks, nothing... she's just been dumped ya mate. Your young enough to just fuck it off and forget it.

Don't send a letter, in her eyes you'll look like a cnut.

 

[markbmcfc]

Fuck sake, give your m*nge a wipe and delete all knowledge of her, you'll only end up looking like a twat, crying over a text message saying "i've sent your stuff, goodbye, my love </3".

Send her, her shit in a box, don't pay the postage and make her pay at the Post Office.

You don't owe her any sentiment, any thanks, nothing... she's just been dumped ya mate. Your young enough to just fuck it off and forget it.

Don't send a letter, in her eyes you'll look like a cnut.

Quality.

 

[Thatchersforearm]

EPIC thread.. Not been on here for a few days so just read the whole damn thing, crying with laughter throughout. There's some funny fuckers on here.

 

[Pigeonho]

EPIC thread.. Not been on here for a few days so just read the whole damn thing, crying with laughter throughout. There's some funny fuckers on here.

It is a classic! Bob won't appreciate it yet, but one day he will. The best ones were the one which ended in 'you ****' and the one that simply said 'kill yourself'! One day Bob will appreciate those classics like we all did!

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

Some mean people on here. Like we aint all done this stupid pity myself shit after a break up. We can all give him advice he aint going to listen and make a tit out of himself but there is a reason we know this!!!!
Now i dont really know BOB but from what i read you dont drink so i cant help as that was my escape the last time it happened

 

[Josh Blue]

I cannot believe this thread is still going. Fucking mental! Apparently Sky News are going to run a feature on it and Channel 4 are writing a 3 part drama about the plight of Bob, mcfcliams heroic attempts to defend him and a load of middle age blokes taking the piss in a last ditch attempt to avoid a mid-life crisis. Drama.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

I cannot believe this thread is still going. Fucking mental! Apparently Sky News are going to run a feature to it and Channel 4 are writing a 3 part drama about the blight of Bob, mcfcliams heroic attempts to defend him and a load of middle age blokes taking the piss in a last ditch attempt to avoid a mid-life crisis. Drama.

*sigh*