That's that then.

[AntonDonJuan]

dont send the letter man!
what you do is send abuse text messages :)

Haha phones should have a breathalyser on them them you have to breath into before you can send a msg

Definitely get drunk bob and start sending msgs telling her how you feel, sure fire winner

 

[lee-mcfc]

dont send the letter man!
what you do is send abuse text messages :)

Haha phones should have a breathalyser on them them you have to breath into before you can send a msg

Definitely get drunk bob and start sending msgs telling her how you feel, sure fire winner

haha so true! should come up on your phone " are you sure you want to send this message" ;P

i was a mess when my "first love" finished me went round to her house and started throwing rocks at her windows .. it's funny looking back on things!

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

"if you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were"

that was lovely^^^^^^


..... listen bob sorry for being a cnut. you got some sound advise here from people who care, now pay heed and take our advise. end off.





... any bets on 60 pages ????

 

[AntonDonJuan]

haha so true! should come up on your phone " are you sure you want to send this message" ;P

i was a mess when my "first love" finished me went round to her house and started throwing rocks at her windows .. it's funny looking back on things!

Haha same here, she lived round the corner i used to walk past her house about 50 times a day just looking through the window like a sad little stalker, best thing to do is delete her number from your phone, but write it down on a piece of paper and lock it away somewhere so you can't send drunken abusive msgs

If i was you bob and you wanted to win her back i'd get your scrawny little arse up to Scotland, when you arrive just drop your bag and shout "Woman! I walked 500 miles to give you my seed"

Works better with a chequed shirt, rigger boots and an axe rather than skinny jeans and a linkin park hoodie though

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

"if you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were"

that was lovely^^^^^^


..... listen bob sorry for being a cnut. you got some sound advise here from people who care, now pay heed and take our advise. end off.





... any bets on 60 pages ????

...not if you all heed my advice,and stop fucking adding to the thread.
Like I just have.
Not sure i've thought this one through properly...

 

[BimboBob]

There's one of them little application things on most phones these days that you tell what numbers you can't ring after a certain time and then if you try it makes you do a quiz, a very hard quiz, before you can send the text or ring the woman.

 

[whitt]

If you really love this girl and want to get her back, you need to get her pregnant. Seeming as there's not much chance of you seeing her again, let alone sticking your love inside her - you need to be crafty. It will be difficult but not impossible.

Spread your baby batter on as much of her things you're sending back as you can. Then, with the cute little letter you're going to send, include a naked picture. Hopefully this will put her in the mood to have a strum. If all goes to plan her hands will be covered prior to this from touching her belongings. Then bam, you've trapped the woman and she's yours forever.

Make sure you send the package first class so the little fellas don't all die off on the journey. Good luck <3

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

"if you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were"

that was lovely^^^^^^


..... listen bob sorry for being a cnut. you got some sound advise here from people who care, now pay heed and take our advise. end off.





... any bets on 60 pages ????

...not if you all heed my advice,and stop fucking adding to the thread.
Like I just have.
Not sure i've thought this one through properly...

has this got to do with my love of pink floyd? let it go man!!!

 

[metalblue]

haha so true! should come up on your phone " are you sure you want to send this message" ;P

i was a mess when my "first love" finished me went round to her house and started throwing rocks at her windows .. it's funny looking back on things!

Haha same here, she lived round the corner i used to walk past her house about 50 times a day just looking through the window like a sad little stalker, best thing to do is delete her number from your phone, but write it down on a piece of paper and lock it away somewhere so you can't send drunken abusive msgs

If i was you bob and you wanted to win her back i'd get your scrawny little arse up to Scotland, when you arrive just drop your bag and shout "Woman! I walked 500 miles to give you my seed"

Works better with a chequed shirt, rigger boots and an axe rather than skinny jeans and a linkin park hoodie though

I'd imagine it's the axe that stops her slamming the door in your face in this one...."here's bobby!!!"

 

[lee-mcfc]

haha so true! should come up on your phone " are you sure you want to send this message" ;P

i was a mess when my "first love" finished me went round to her house and started throwing rocks at her windows .. it's funny looking back on things!

Haha same here, she lived round the corner i used to walk past her house about 50 times a day just looking through the window like a sad little stalker, best thing to do is delete her number from your phone, but write it down on a piece of paper and lock it away somewhere so you can't send drunken abusive msgs

If i was you bob and you wanted to win her back i'd get your scrawny little arse up to Scotland, when you arrive just drop your bag and shout "Woman! I walked 500 miles to give you my seed"

Works better with a chequed shirt, rigger boots and an axe rather than skinny jeans and a linkin park hoodie though

Haha i had to get the train to scummy stockport just to look through her window! quick train ride though, yep deffo delete her number but write it down somewhere


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