The 115 alleged rules we have broken - according to know nowts

[dronefromsector7G]

Rule 46 - leaving our bikes outside

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Rule 47 - Quoting Joel Glazer on our website

 

[Man_City_Loyal]

Rule 48.

Wearing the clour Blue

 

[roy.or.r]

Rule 49- Not flowing rule 50.

 

[bumbleblue]

Rule 49 the grass on the etihad pitch for being too long or too short, too green or not green enough.

 

[solley attwell]

Rule 50. Driving our coach at such a slow speed outside anfield thus encouraging rogue behaviour

 

[eyalluvitt]

Rule 51 allegedly colluding with the Germans to bomb Old Trafford and gaining an unfair financial advantage by charging Unitid a fortune to use Maine Rd

 

[eyalluvitt]

Rule 52
Allowing fans to urinate in the toilet sinks whilst smoking and taking selfies

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

Rule 53
For not being Celtic, though some believe we might as well be.

 

[burning blue soul]

Rule Contravention 54:
A - Walking around with an offensive wife.
B- Wearing a loud shirt in a built up area.
C - Stepping on the cracks in the pavement.

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

Rule 15

Telling Hulk he wasn’t incredible.

This is my favo(u)rite so far :)

 

[GOULDYBOBS]

55 Tits out Jackie

 

[There is a Light]

Rule 56 Sacking that great British manager Mark Hughes

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Rule 57

For selling the offensive Japanese lager, Asahi.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Rule 107... Go back four rules.

 

[ysmsa]

58,

Allowed Mr Banks to leave the Stadium.

 

[theres only one carlito]

Rule 58,

For being run so successfully that we have sent the rest into oblivion.

And it’s not fair

 

[There is a Light]

59 Beating Burton Albion 9-0, hugely disrespectful and unsporting

 

[theres only one carlito]

59 Beating Burton Albion 9-0, hugely disrespectful and unsporting

I won £900 on that game. Should I give it back?

 

[There is a Light]

I won £900 on that game. Should I give it back?

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