The Agenda (Merged)

[stony]

More like a couple of mackerel nibbling on the turds as they exit the underwater sewage pipe.

I have far too much grace and poise to be a mackerel, there is no way i am a forage fish, i am far too brilliant and unique for such a comparison.

You, however, have all the poise and grace of Heather Mills dancing, with her fake leg missing, after a couple of bottles of Lambrini

stony needs to be careful or he'll be joining the list.

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[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

I have far too much grace and poise to be a mackerel, there is no way i am a forage fish, i am far too brilliant and unique for such a comparison.

You, however, have all the poise and grace of Heather Mills dancing, with her fake leg missing, after a couple of bottles of Lambrini

stony needs to be careful or he'll be joining the list.

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The spit of you mate.

 

[bluemc1]

I fully appreciate some of you won't touch this, and I will get banished from BM, but this is an absolute cracker. It's currently only 3 pages long, so it's a quick and hilarious read. TBF some of them have woken up and smelt the Coffee, but the others are still roasting the beans and waiting to grind them.

Enjoy.

Could Manchester City "disappear" in few years? <a class="postlink" href="http://www.redcafe.net/threads/could-manchester-city-disappear-in-few-years.400274/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.redcafe.net/threads/could-ma ... rs.400274/</a>

thats great LOL, i love the Aquero isn't old now but in a few years he will be bit, genius

 

[Henkeman]

I fully appreciate some of you won't touch this, and I will get banished from BM, but this is an absolute cracker. It's currently only 3 pages long, so it's a quick and hilarious read. TBF some of them have woken up and smelt the Coffee, but the others are still roasting the beans and waiting to grind them.

Enjoy.

Could Manchester City "disappear" in few years? <a class="postlink" href="http://www.redcafe.net/threads/could-manchester-city-disappear-in-few-years.400274/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.redcafe.net/threads/could-ma ... rs.400274/</a>

thats great LOL, i love the Aquero isn't old now but in a few years he will be bit, genius

And that City's players are ageing quickly. That well know time warp where other clubs have slower ageing players.

 

[Elbow beards]

Frank Lampard's controversial move to Manchester City exposes a potential FFP loophole

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/manchester-city/11346783/Frank-Lampards-controversial-move-to-Manchester-City-exposes-a-potential-FFP-loophole.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/footba ... phole.html</a>

Manchester City to pay Wilfried Bony an extra £20,000 for every game he plays

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/jan/14/wilfried-bony-20000-extra-salary-manchester-city?CMP=share_btn_tw" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.theguardian.com/football/201 ... are_btn_tw</a>

A loop hole that city hasn't used and if they did isn't really a loop hole, to sign a player on a Freeby then if that play just happens to be good enough to get interest from another team that want to pay money for him so they sell him and make a profit. another non story

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I fully appreciate some of you won't touch this, and I will get banished from BM, but this is an absolute cracker. It's currently only 3 pages long, so it's a quick and hilarious read. TBF some of them have woken up and smelt the Coffee, but the others are still roasting the beans and waiting to grind them.

Enjoy.

Could Manchester City "disappear" in few years? <a class="postlink" href="http://www.redcafe.net/threads/could-manchester-city-disappear-in-few-years.400274/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.redcafe.net/threads/could-ma ... rs.400274/</a>

thats great LOL, i love the Aquero isn't old now but in a few years he will be bit, genius

And that City's players are ageing quickly. That well know time warp where other clubs have slower ageing players.

Anyone checked birth certificates? Sounds as though City players have three or four birthdays per annum!

 

[dickie davies]

Frank Lampard's controversial move to Manchester City exposes a potential FFP loophole

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/manchester-city/11346783/Frank-Lampards-controversial-move-to-Manchester-City-exposes-a-potential-FFP-loophole.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/footba ... phole.html</a>


A loop hole that city hasn't used and if they did isn't really a loop hole, to sign a player on a Freeby then if that play just happens to be good enough to get interest from another team that want to pay money for him so they sell him and make a profit. another non story

I thought the UEFA had already ruled that we can't transfer players for fees between CFG clubs!

 

[remember arthur mann]

Stupid is as stupid does !

 

[Elbow beards]

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/manchester-city/11346783/Frank-Lampards-controversial-move-to-Manchester-City-exposes-a-potential-FFP-loophole.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/footba ... phole.html</a>


A loop hole that city hasn't used and if they did isn't really a loop hole, to sign a player on a Freeby then if that play just happens to be good enough to get interest from another team that want to pay money for him so they sell him and make a profit. another non story

I thought the UEFA had already ruled that we can't transfer players for fees between CFG clubs!

We haven't it's all conjecture. That's why it's a non story

 

[Victoria-bahs]

The offer of free tickets for anyone with a season card of ticket for the Arsenal game has ensured that Evans and the U21s will walk out for their U21 match with a 5,000 strong crowd at the Academy Stadium
Would be nice to Think we can have some positive PR.... just needs A press release sendin to all the relevent.. people ink sky tv.. maybe the city fan off sky ? could do a small bit ?