Looks very nice if a bit out of the way. Can get 10 nights s/c for about £850 late April
We go all inclusive plus bonus now all spirits are top shelf and not the usual cheap ones. Self catering is fine if u fancy going out for meals
Looks very nice if a bit out of the way. Can get 10 nights s/c for about £850 late April
I’ve never been on an all inclusive in my life including as a kid. Love trying all the local restaurants plus my missus will want to cook a couple of nightsWe go all inclusive plus bonus now all spirits are top shelf and not the usual cheap ones. Self catering is fine if u fancy going out for meals
Kitchens are superb in the resort so no problem cooking yourselves in there. Hope u find somewhere to suit your needs. Enjoy it lovely countryI’ve never been on an all inclusive in my life including as a kid. Love trying all the local restaurants plus my missus will want to cook a couple of nights
Thanks. The a/i price is only about £400 more which is great value considering we’re both pissheads and greedy cuntsKitchens are superb in the resort so no problem cooking yourselves in there. Hope u find somewhere to suit your needs. Enjoy it lovely country
We(Bigfoot and I) went self catering to Alvor. I suggested buying a live crab to have with a nice salad. So off we went food shopping. She said she'd eaten before but she looked a bit squeamish when I tossed it in boiling water. 10 minutes later I set to work dressing it making sure the dead man's fingers were removed. it's fairly easy to do, albeit a little bit fiddly to shell properly. I made sure I worked a few fragments of shell onto her plate, and when she started to crunch it she pushed the plate up the table. Almost a full crab salad was mine, result! . She just sat there grimacing with a face like the crabs arse.I’ve never been on an all inclusive in my life including as a kid. Love trying all the local restaurants plus my missus will want to cook a couple of nights
I’ll be taking notes for Helmet :-)We(Bigfoot and I) went self catering to Alvor. I suggested buying a live crab to have with a nice salad. So off we went food shopping. She said she'd eaten before but she looked a bit squeamish when I tossed it in boiling water. 10 minutes later I set to work dressing it making sure the dead man's fingers were removed. it's fairly easy to do, albeit a little bit fiddly to shell properly. I made sure I worked a few fragments of shell onto her plate, and when she started to crunch it she pushed the plate up the table. Almost a full crab salad was mine, result! . She just sat there grimacing with a face like the crabs arse.
Your Mrs will no doubt be rustling up some fine food drone whilst you are lazing about reading this place with a beer in your hand. Enjoy: )
Haha. He's no good asking you how to cook. And you can't be arsed asking your Mrs to jot a recipe down for him. Useless ****; )I’ll be taking notes for Helmet :-)
I got the recipe. He can guess the amounts ;-)Haha. He's no good asking you how to cook. And you can't be arsed asking your Mrs to jot a recipe down for him. Useless ****; )
You rotten twat; )I got the recipe. He can guess the amounts ;-)