The alternate 100 charges thread

[citymad]

Evidence that Glauber Berti is still on the payroll.

 

[Blue Til Death]

Selling away tickets to viagogo etc to gain financial gain in our accounts

Yeah, fair one but what about the other 99

 

[fitzy blue]

For not checking the Platt lane wooden seats for splinters.

 

[Silva Citizen]

charge 78 Not having an official noodle sponsor

Charge 79. Not allowing opposition players (in particular those playing in red shirts) a sufficient share of time on the ball

 

[1961_vintage]

Failing to replace Club supplied blue shoelaces in a timely manner, exposing thousands of loyal supporters to the risk of injury due to inadequately secured footwear.

 

[Judge Roughneck]

That in 2009 persons unknown did send a full size bust of Winston Churchill via Her Majesty's postal service to a rag of ill repute for which immediate payment was expected.

 

[eyalluvitt]

Failure to party like it was 1999 after the team that spent millions and millions more than everybody else, United, did the treble

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

Whistling on a Tuesday. Barrrrrssstarrds

 

[Chris in London]

That in 2009 persons unknown did send a full size bust of Winston Churchill via Her Majesty's postal service to a rag of ill repute for which immediate payment was expected.

Not to mention many pizzas and a skip

 

[Oystercatcher28]

Using a photocopier for youth game team sheets.

Allowing fans to enter a ground with the letters B O O printed on paper and circulate this at a Champions League fixture.

For displaying a FREE PUSSY RIOTS banner at a game.

For players persistently taking corners from just outside that little quarter circle, from its introduction to present day.

For not encouraging black footwear in recent decades.

For fooling Jack Grealish into wearing invisible shinpads and supplying him with children's sized socks and shorts.

For positioning a stadium on an odd angle to the main road.

For poor maintenance and the removal of the B of the Bang.

For inadequate support of Asda's car parking rules on matchdays.

For blocking Bank Street and Philips Park Cemetery in postmatch traffic.