116 negligently giving rise to City in the Community doing good works in Manchester for over 30 years, thereby making our rag neighbours look completely selfish cunts by comparison
117 deliberately and knowingly playing the best football in the premier league era, and wilfully thereby consigning the wonderful red clubs to the runners up spot on six separate occasions
118 allowing Jackie to get her tits out on a regular basis for decades
119 allowing Hugh Ferret onto our pitch at half time
PS 119 is real