The alternate 100 charges thread

Manchester City have today received charges with regards to the safety of supporters.
It is alleged that on 23 October 2011 their behaviour that day had a MASSIVE amount fans running for the exits.
 
Manchester City have been charged with not doing enough to make Robert Hopkins be less homesick after his move from Birmingham City. Not one member of the playing squad or management team put on a Brummie accent. They are further charged with selling Manchester City and Rangers FC half and half hats in the same period.
 
346 blues have been charged with abusing photographs of Natalie Pike.
A stain on our character.
 
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Driving a coach into the path of mysterious projectiles that appeared out of nowhere on a jolly old day in lala land. Then having the audacity to blame the victimless.
At the same venue failing to collect donations of coins and saliva kindly donated by its regular inhabitants to the coaching staff of Manchester City
 
116 negligently giving rise to City in the Community doing good works in Manchester for over 30 years, thereby making our rag neighbours look completely selfish cunts by comparison

117 deliberately and knowingly playing the best football in the premier league era, and wilfully thereby consigning the wonderful red clubs to the runners up spot on six separate occasions

118 allowing Jackie to get her tits out on a regular basis for decades

119 allowing Hugh Ferret onto our pitch at half time



PS 119 is real
 

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