The alternate 100 charges thread

[solley attwell]

Claiming for extra carpet for unwanted historical facts to be hidden under and a £50m airbrush

Sorry thought this was RAWK

 

[Bluesbrother]

Having the City sign writer on the concourse at Anfield on the books

 

[MadchesterCity]

Why U.A.E has three alphabets whereas U.K has only two

3 vowels

 

[MadchesterCity]

Female or male?

That was a different charge

 

[Oyster28catcher]

For ruining Robert Carlyle's football career.

 

[MadchesterCity]

Charge 100: being centurions

 

[I'm Blue]

City once didn’t charge me for a brew.
Think it might have been some sort of tax avoidance.

 

[Oyster28catcher]

For ruining Robert Carlyle's football career.

For not listening to Gordon's Dad's advice.

 

[glyncity]

For not listening to Gordon's Dad's advice.

For employing a blind programme seller without reference to the government's current disabled employees guidance laws.

 

[Oyster28catcher]

For Amazon being allowed access almost all areas except the accountancy office

 

[JRockBlues]

Seeing as nothing seeems to be time-barred in our case:

WIlfully endangering the safety of a player by allowing him to continue keeping goal despite suffering a broken bone in his neck. Exacerbating said injury by encouraging him to continue to fling his already broken body at the feet of opposition players and finally, prompting team-mates and fans to slap him around the injured area when the player in question went to receive his winners medal.

 

[Oyster28catcher]

Recruitment of prisoners of war via a third party.

 

[blueish swede]

1,200 × 630

 

[blueish swede]

1,908 × 1,146

 

[blueish swede]

500 × 170

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I heard we were Impecable !!

And Fourmidable!

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

Agressive walking

 

[Oyster28catcher]

For abandoning Platt Lane

 

[Shuffs]

In a league fixture, back in 1934, we were given a corner when it should have been a goal kick.

Luckily, as in 2023, we didn't score from it.

Imagine the uproar if we did.

 

[Gogootz]

10 counts of calling them baps on signage inside the ground