The alternate 100 charges thread

[mcfcphil]

Charge 100: Using children as human shields to stop pint glasses full of coins.

 

[leithblue]

We cruelly kept a seagull tied to the kippax roof for years

 

[blue44]

I'v had it on very good authority,

We're ditching mobile tickets and going back to PROPER seasoncards,

Lets get giddy lads

 

[SSL2]

Charge 1: unlawful dismissal of Loraine in the ticket office.

 

[Cityinmyheart]

Why U.A.E has three alphabets whereas U.K has only two

 

[eyalluvitt]

Failed to declare the height of the Maine Road floodlights which were on inspection almost an inch higher than the stipulated regulation size. All night matches at the venue will now be voided from the thing City don’t have, issstreeeee

 

[Goodlove]

Charge 64: unlawful slapping of shitbags on trains.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Fiddling the attendances v Charlton 1985 and v Bournemouth 1989

 

[gloryhuntersince85]

buying the old FA Cup ,proof we bought a trophy

 

[gazbaz]

89. Wilfully running out of chips whilst a match was in progress

90. Laughing uproariously at another teams mini trophy parade.