The alternate 100 charges thread

[BrianW]

Having insufficient fans from Ireland, Norway and London.

 

[threespires]

Allowing Danny Mills and Lee Bradbury to impersonate footballers.

As we know the PL are sticklers for the rules and the law, I believe the legal term is 'aiding and abetting' but your point is well made.

 

[MadchesterCity]

Charge 43: One of the U14 players had a moustache

 

[MadchesterCity]

Charge 67: The chilli on chips outside the stadium was vegetarian, it was clearly stated on the posters, but an away fan never wanted vegetarian chilli

 

[eyalluvitt]

Undercover PL employees witnessed over 100 illegal incidents of Smoking in the bogs and pissing in the urinals, and that was just in the ladies lavvy

 

[Lavinda Past]

That Vincent Kompany did knowingly and deliberately kick a football at excessive velocity towards the Leicester City goal - despite loud and clear instruction from a colleague, SIgnor S, Aguero, not to do so - thereby endangering the safety of Mr K Schmeichel, a former employee of Manchester City, who fortunately was able to avoid contact with said football.

 

[MadchesterCity]

Charge 87: Manchester City fans were booing the referee after a 10 yard offside goal was delivered successfully to their rival

 

[Goodlove]

Failed to maintain public safety by installing a giant spikey explosion statue outside the stadium.

 

[fitzy blue]

Big Helen's bell was too loud.

 

[jrb]

CAS acquitting City.