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The British Monarchy
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bluemc1
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I wonder if there will be a scrap at the wake, hope the boozer has bouncers as its bound to kick off.
Someone will always get drunk and start kicking off there’s no buffet left
Jam Tomorrow
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I reckon Harry will get shit faced and offer Wills outside in the car park at chucking out time, Andy will get a bit hands on with Kate and get chinned by Anne. Should be a fucking great do.I wonder if there will be a scrap at the wake, hope the boozer has bouncers as its bound to kick off.
Jam Tomorrow
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That was my fuckin wedding! The guests were like locusts, I had been busy glad handing and was assured there would be plenty left, there was literally fuck all! Not impressed.Someone will always get drunk and start kicking off there’s no buffet left
I had a lovely walk with the dogs in Delamere Forest and a delightful mixed meze in a Lebanese cafe: I found three cafes open in my area and all were busy, and the roads were quiet, which was nice. I hope the day passed gracefully, peacefully and without incident and that Queen Elizabeth II's family were able to lay a loved one to rest. Best wishes to all here: monarchists, republicans and the ambivalent.
Rascal
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My money is on Eugenie kicking off after doing a load of shots, it's bound to be a free bar and a finger buffet with sausage on sticks and mini pork pies from Lidl. William and Harry will be doing that funeral classic of "love you, no Love you more" Charles will follow through after 12 pints of Bitter and Camila will fall over with her dress over head showing off her bloomers.Someone will always get drunk and start kicking off there’s no buffet left
Postman Pep
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Phil and Holly jumping the buffet queue...I wonder if there will be a scrap at the wake, hope the boozer has bouncers as its bound to kick off.
Mr Kobayashi
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My money is on Eugenie kicking off after doing a load of shots, it's bound to be a free bar and a finger buffet with sausage on sticks and mini pork pies from Lidl. William and Harry will be doing that funeral classic of "love you, no Love you more" Charles will follow through after 12 pints of Bitter and Camila will fall over with her dress over head showing off her bloomers.
Is it a good idea to invite all of the Queen's children? One of them might get the wrong end of the stick...
Bournemouth Blue
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I think if everyone was forced to vote, it would more likely be 75% for, 15% against and 10% don’t care either way, based on the reaction since the late Queen passed away.
mexico1970
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Is it a good idea to invite all of the Queen's children? One of them might get the wrong end of the stick...
That's royalty for you.