The Conservative Party

[Vic]

Stratton gone full Paltrow.

A conscious uncoupling?

That could be the next stage for Johnson and the Tory party.

 

[kun]

Allegra (what type of fucking posh tory name is that) can fuck off with her crocodile tears.

A has been said already, she is not sorry for what she did, she is sorry for getting caught.

 

[Zinchilla]

But given all that’s happened it’s still not cut and dried that they’ll lose the north shrops by-election. How low do they have to go for people to react? To all the shy Tories out there - who are you and why?

 

[kun]

But given all that’s happened it’s still not cut and dried that they’ll lose the north shrops by-election. How low do they have to go for people to react? To all the shy Tories out there - who are you and why?

I am a very loud tory-outer, but even I can see the reason people are reluctant to fuck off the tories is because Starmer is a BTEC Tony Blair and the Lib Dems are about as relevant as telegrams.

People need a favourable alternative, or else "the better the devil you know" and all that.

 

[Dadsupportedthem]

I am a very loud tory-outer, but even I can see the reason people are reluctant to fuck off the tories is because Starmer is a BTEC Tony Blair and the Lib Dems are about as relevant as telegrams.

People need a favourable alternative, or else "the better the devil you know" and all that.

Are you insinuating that a 'BTEC Tony Blair' isn't 10 times the human being as this disgusting fucking corrupt ****?

 

[bluethrunthru]

I am a very loud tory-outer, but even I can see the reason people are reluctant to fuck off the tories is because Starmer is a BTEC Tony Blair and the Lib Dems are about as relevant as telegrams.

People need a favourable alternative, or else "the better the devil you know" and all that.

If you think we are better with the cabal of devils we have now over just about and alternative you probably need to see one. The evidence from today alone should make you realise that.

 

[Elbow beards]

Blithering **** not answering any questions.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

When are Allegra Stratton’s leaving drinks?

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Allegra (what type of fucking posh tory name is that) can fuck off with her crocodile tears.

A has been said already, she is not sorry for what she did, she is sorry for getting caught.

Named after after the back seat of the car she was conceived in?

*actually named after one of Lord Byron's bastards.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

When are Allegra Stratton’s leaving drinks?

I'm only coming if there is cheese.