The first date…

[standytogilvy]

Take the lady to a bar, then serenade her with Mark's dubious facts of the days.

 

[york away to this!]

just sit and chat about love.......

 

[pauldominic]

Go on, what's your routine?

I would do romance from start to finish with a nice meal at home.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Go on, what's your routine?

I would do romance from start to finish with a nice meal at home.

Wanking is fantastic but we are talking about shagging birds here.

 

[peoffrey]

There's no set rule, is there? I think it depends how you met and what kind of event will suit the situation in general. A previous Mrs Peoffrey and I went for 2 drinks together (one round each) and that became more drinks and then a Club. One before that was the Pictures and then an impromptu Curry. Just something that will suit you both, perhaps. One couple might want to go for a walk in the Country whilst another might go to a Restaurant.

 

[charliebigspuds]

an orange in the mouth then dry bumming until she bleeds, then I ask her for her number!

 

[Logan]

Get her as pissed as poss!

 

[nobody can eat fifty eggs]

I went to the pictures once with a bird who picked me up in a Citroen 2CV with clown and balloons painted on it, very embarrassing (especially when the traffic lights were on red)

 

[Essembe]

Start by showing her your card tricks!!

 

[nobody can eat fifty eggs]

Another one was where a bird asked me back for a Tarot card reading, and yes you guessed it the first card was the death card.....nice I thought that's my leg over chance gone. I knew for some reason that we didn't have a future. "Will I see you again?" she asked as I scurried out to the Taxi waiting for me "How should I know?....you're the one with the fucking cards love"