The Great BLUEMOON Confessional

[Bradd MCFC]

couple of years ago got arrested for drunk and disorderley, i wasnt, just sticking up for a mate getting jumped on by 4 coppers! but before being booked in they kept me in the back of the car for ages as the cells were full and they didnt wan 2 let me go quitely on my way i was absolutely busting for a piss but they wouldnt let me go (they let my friend go meanwhile!) the cuffs were infront of me not behind my back allowing me to get get 'myself' out and relieve myself all over the back of the car!

went out 4 a pint and ended up getting done for drunk and disorderley possesion of a bit of herb and criminal damage to a police vehicle for pissing in it! good night that was

 

[LongsightM13]

I did some horrible things as a kid. "Collections for the blind" (all completely fraudulent of course, we spent the proceeds on chewing gum and comics) and trashing a derelict house where a tramp was staying. I was only eight for the first one and only nine for the second. The second one still haunts me to this day. We put his clothes in mud. If it is anyone on here....please forgive me.

BB2.0? He's had someone piss on his shoes as well

 

[Bluebird1]

I'm not confessing to anything;-)

 

[MCFC BOB]

I cycled, one handed, into the River Mersey :)

Bwahhhhhh, absolute quality Bobber.

I'd learnt to ride on the day before.
My Dad says, 'Ooooh you can practise signalling now!' - I signalled left, and I went with it, down an enbankment and into the water to the sound of my Mum screaming. :D

 

[mackenzie]

I'm not confessing to anything;-)

Your very post says that you want to.

Go on....go on go on go on go on go on go on ......................Go OHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

;-)

 

[MCFC BOB]

I was on my way home from the bar about 11 O'Clock one night when I got a phone call from the wife of a good mate. She was in a right state... clearly drunk and saying some very wierd stuff. I decided to pop round & make sure she (and him) were ok.

I got to their house and his car wasn't there. She opened the front the door holding a hand gun! She was in a right mess! She'd caught him cheating, they'd got in a fight and he'd taken off. She'd decided that she was going to kill herself. She told me to leave. I didn't. She pointed the gun at me... I suppose it was because I'd had a few beers that I called her bluff... I said I knew she wasn't going to shoot me... anyway.... I persuaded her to let me in to talk. It was pretty hairy for a while, but eventually I convinced her to put the gun down because she was "making me nervous"... we talked and talked and after about 40 minutes, I manouvered myself between her and the gun. Then, when I had a chance, I grabbed the gun, ran to the door and slung it out into the garden. She realized what I'd done and went apeshit. I physically restrained her from going outside to get it and called 911.

The cops came and took her the psych hospital. They only kept her for 48 hours but I felt really bad about it. The gun was loaded - 5 bullets in the chamber and another was on the living room floor. the safety was off. Who knows whether she'd have gone through with it if I hadn't intervened, I would certainly hope not. Her & her husband reconciled and have had a kid since, but I never see them anymore. A very odd experience.

fuck me!! well done mate

Christ. I'd have shit myself and fucked off.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

I'm not confessing to anything;-)

Go on Sue. It won't go any further.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

i voted for thatcher in 1979





i`m sorry

 

[fbloke]

i voted for thatcher in 1979





i`m sorry

Some things need more than a simple sorry.

Send £50 to each bluemooner and we might reconsider.

 

[scorer]

stole sweets from the corner shop
stole money from my dads wallet £60 and spent it on weed
blew up a carovan
stole a car
stole a motorbike
cheated on a girlfriend with 4 off her best friends at her birthday party
cheated on another girlfriend whilst i was on holiday

yes i am going to hell!

Hi Craig, got over your pasting yet???