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The Great BLUEMOON Confessional
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mcfc_die_hard
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fbloke said:I have included a virus on a post on Bluemoon that has infected every PC to have visited the thread.
Sorry.
Only joking Mods.
haha good one ;)
LongsightM13
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A few years back, a mate shelled out part of his redundancy on a burger van pitch at Donington Park for the superbikes and asked if I'd staff it with him for the three days for a share of the take. Hard work in blistering heat serving pissed, obnoxious twats for 16 hours a day. On day 3, had enough and surreptitiously pissed in the onions. The rest of the day was a proper laugh
NSBFL
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I was on my way home from the bar about 11 O'Clock one night when I got a phone call from the wife of a good mate. She was in a right state... clearly drunk and saying some very wierd stuff. I decided to pop round & make sure she (and him) were ok.
I got to their house and his car wasn't there. She opened the front the door holding a hand gun! She was in a right mess! She'd caught him cheating, they'd got in a fight and he'd taken off. She'd decided that she was going to kill herself. She told me to leave. I didn't. She pointed the gun at me... I suppose it was because I'd had a few beers that I called her bluff... I said I knew she wasn't going to shoot me... anyway.... I persuaded her to let me in to talk. It was pretty hairy for a while, but eventually I convinced her to put the gun down because she was "making me nervous"... we talked and talked and after about 40 minutes, I manouvered myself between her and the gun. Then, when I had a chance, I grabbed the gun, ran to the door and slung it out into the garden. She realized what I'd done and went apeshit. I physically restrained her from going outside to get it and called 911.
The cops came and took her the psych hospital. They only kept her for 48 hours but I felt really bad about it. The gun was loaded - 5 bullets in the chamber and another was on the living room floor. the safety was off. Who knows whether she'd have gone through with it if I hadn't intervened, I would certainly hope not. Her & her husband reconciled and have had a kid since, but I never see them anymore. A very odd experience.
I got to their house and his car wasn't there. She opened the front the door holding a hand gun! She was in a right mess! She'd caught him cheating, they'd got in a fight and he'd taken off. She'd decided that she was going to kill herself. She told me to leave. I didn't. She pointed the gun at me... I suppose it was because I'd had a few beers that I called her bluff... I said I knew she wasn't going to shoot me... anyway.... I persuaded her to let me in to talk. It was pretty hairy for a while, but eventually I convinced her to put the gun down because she was "making me nervous"... we talked and talked and after about 40 minutes, I manouvered myself between her and the gun. Then, when I had a chance, I grabbed the gun, ran to the door and slung it out into the garden. She realized what I'd done and went apeshit. I physically restrained her from going outside to get it and called 911.
The cops came and took her the psych hospital. They only kept her for 48 hours but I felt really bad about it. The gun was loaded - 5 bullets in the chamber and another was on the living room floor. the safety was off. Who knows whether she'd have gone through with it if I hadn't intervened, I would certainly hope not. Her & her husband reconciled and have had a kid since, but I never see them anymore. A very odd experience.
mcfc_die_hard
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NSBFL said:I was on my way home from the bar about 11 O'Clock one night when I got a phone call from the wife of a good mate. She was in a right state... clearly drunk and saying some very wierd stuff. I decided to pop round & make sure she (and him) were ok.
I got to their house and his car wasn't there. She opened the front the door holding a hand gun! She was in a right mess! She'd caught him cheating, they'd got in a fight and he'd taken off. She'd decided that she was going to kill herself. She told me to leave. I didn't. She pointed the gun at me... I suppose it was because I'd had a few beers that I called her bluff... I said I knew she wasn't going to shoot me... anyway.... I persuaded her to let me in to talk. It was pretty hairy for a while, but eventually I convinced her to put the gun down because she was "making me nervous"... we talked and talked and after about 40 minutes, I manouvered myself between her and the gun. Then, when I had a chance, I grabbed the gun, ran to the door and slung it out into the garden. She realized what I'd done and went apeshit. I physically restrained her from going outside to get it and called 911.
The cops came and took her the psych hospital. They only kept her for 48 hours but I felt really bad about it. The gun was loaded - 5 bullets in the chamber and another was on the living room floor. the safety was off. Who knows whether she'd have gone through with it if I hadn't intervened, I would certainly hope not. Her & her husband reconciled and have had a kid since, but I never see them anymore. A very odd experience.
fuck me!! well done mate
Kennedy_probably_has
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when i was about 6 I scribed MCFC onto the church wall during the service and told my dad it wasn't me. He didn't buy it!
BELLAMYS END
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stole sweets from the corner shop
stole money from my dads wallet £60 and spent it on weed
blew up a carovan
stole a car
stole a motorbike
cheated on a girlfriend with 4 off her best friends at her birthday party
cheated on another girlfriend whilst i was on holiday
yes i am going to hell!
stole money from my dads wallet £60 and spent it on weed
blew up a carovan
stole a car
stole a motorbike
cheated on a girlfriend with 4 off her best friends at her birthday party
cheated on another girlfriend whilst i was on holiday
yes i am going to hell!
mcfc_die_hard
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BELLAMYS END said:stole sweets from the corner shop
stole money from my dads wallet £60 and spent it on weed
blew up a carovan
stole a car
stole a motorbike
cheated on a girlfriend with 4 off her best friends at her birthday party
cheated on another girlfriend whilst i was on holiday
yes i am going to hell!
yes u are lol
I did some horrible things as a kid. "Collections for the blind" (all completely fraudulent of course, we spent the proceeds on chewing gum and comics) and trashing a derelict house where a tramp was staying. I was only eight for the first one and only nine for the second.
The second one still haunts me to this day. We put his clothes in mud.
If it is anyone on here....please forgive me.
The second one still haunts me to this day. We put his clothes in mud.
If it is anyone on here....please forgive me.