The idiocy (and selfishness) of panic buying

[hilts]

How - asking for a friend

Thermometer through the letter box

 

[bluethrunthru]

Bastard, I always wanted Slovakian Amps. That's put me on a right downer. Thanks

Great band.............echoes of Rammstein in their music with a hint of Bucks Fizz

 

[Magicpole]

Great band.............echoes of Rammstein in their music with a hint of Bucks Fizz

Then again......

 

[bluethrunthru]

Thermometer through the letter box

was wondering more about which orifice lol.............letterbox means I assume orally ( going off the Johnson definition ) though I am informed that the gold standard of temp checking is with an infrared thermometer in the ear.

If you were thinking something else thats you who thought it lol

 

[Magicpole]

With that virus about fuck that shit. I check her temperature before I allow her back in the house.

You have a point. I've got a lot to learn.

 

[ninjamonkey]

Not done anything out of the ordinary. As it happens I am short on pasta/sauces and tinned goods and they’re things I do tend to keep a moderate supply of pretty much at all times as I eat a fair bit of pasta. Considering stocking up on them marginally more than I usually would when I next get the chance to simply because the shelf’s are constantly empty. This is the problem with idiots, they force the sensible people to take a leaf from their book just to maintain normal eating habits.

 

[xgorton]

Virus can get under the door. What kind of biscuits? Might be worth digging your corpse out if they are chocolate ones.

Jammie Dodger.

 

[hilts]

was wondering more about which orifice lol.............letterbox means I assume orally ( going off the Johnson definition ) though I am informed that the gold standard of temp checking is with an infrared thermometer in the ear.

If you were thinking something else thats you who thought it lol

I'm.hoping it was her gob I mean she was unusually quiet before she passed it back.

 

[kaz7]

So long i have chocolate,milk ,tramadol and cat food i am sorted

I have just ordered my usual shopping for sunday,i will see what arrives i guess

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

I'm actually worried now about getting a normal cold or flu, as there are no paracetamol products in the shops - it's a wonder drug when you have the winter snuffles and it's miserable shaking off a cold without. Also, I reckon I'm about ten days away from needing to shower everytime I go for a shit - I'm not after a car load of andrex, a four pack would last a month in our house.

 

[bluethrunthru]

I'm.hoping it was her gob I mean she was unusually quiet before she passed it back.

ha ha ha ha - I hope you took your own temp before you took hers..............to be on the safe side lol

 

[kaz7]

Batteries for the wifes dildos.

most important thing oakie

 

[bluethrunthru]

I'm actually worried now about getting a normal cold or flu, as there are no paracetamol products in the shops - it's a wonder drug when you have the winter snuffles and it's miserable shaking off a cold without. Also, I reckon I'm about ten days away from needing to shower everytime I go for a shit - I'm not after a car load of andrex, a four pack would last a month in our house.

I always have a multipack of tissues in the car..... blow yer nose, clean yer specks ind of thing and noticed this morning I was on my last one. Oh oh I thought - what a fucking time to run out. Was in Lidl and a place with now tissues, bum fodder, little kitchen roll there was fucking wall to wall multi-packs of travel tissues. I bought one but thought that could be an untapped seam of gold for those with a shitty arse and no bidet......

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

I always have a multipack of tissues in the car..... blow yer nose, clean yer specks ind of thing and noticed this morning I was on my last one. Oh oh I thought - what a fucking time to run out. Was in Lidl and a place with now tissues, bum fodder, little kitchen roll there was fucking wall to wall multi-packs of travel tissues. I bought one but thought that could be an untapped seam of gold for those with a shitty arse and no bidet......

Nice one -3 ply too usually, so no chance of 'poo finger'

 

[Magicpole]

Jammie Dodger.

Depends.

If it was the new shitty ones, no way. But the old ones that were crumbly, had great sticky jam in the middle and a lovely design on top, I rip the fucking door off, throttle the **** and steal them.

I loved those old jammie Dodgers.

 

[hello]

Nice one -3 ply too usually, so no chance of 'poo finger'

It’s not reached deepest darkest Wiltshire yet, I witnessed a guy coming out of the shit boxes not washing his hands and leaving shit (literally) on the door handle

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Virus can get under the door. What kind of biscuits? Might be worth digging your corpse out if they are chocolate ones.

None chocolate. Oat and raisin, ginger nuts and peanut shortcake. Don’t like chocolate with other stuff, like fruit, or biscuit. Think I must like the texture of chocolate in my mouth more than its flavour.

 

[kaz7]

Wear terry nappies and wash them,worked perfe ctly ok for decades when used on babies

 

[Magicpole]

None chocolate. Oat and raisin, ginger nuts and peanut shortcake. Don’t like chocolate with other stuff, like fruit, or biscuit. Think I must like the texture of chocolate in my mouth more than its flavour.

Nice choices. Well worth hauling a shovel for. When I say haul, I mean my mate will haul and who will actually be doing the digging. I'm more of a strategy and leadership sort of guy. I'm sure you noticed. I've never tried peanut short cake. I feel cheated.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I'm more of a strategy and leadership sort of guy.

So was Hitler.