I've worked with a few Spurs fans down the years, usually when I've been working away in London. I've never hidden my hatred for them but tbf they usually take it with good grace.
I once kept two of them 90ft up in a cherry picker in the centre of Birmingham in the pissing down rain on a Sunday afternoon. I refused to take them down until they had sang a chorus of Chas n Dave whilst doing a little cockney dance. They lasted about 10 minutes before they cracked.
I've worked with a few Spurs fans down the years, usually when I've been working away in London. I've never hidden my hatred for them but tbf they usually take it with good grace.
I once kept two of them 90ft up in a cherry picker in the centre of Birmingham in the pissing down rain on a Sunday afternoon. I refused to take them down until they had sang a chorus of Chas n Dave whilst doing a little cockney dance. They lasted about 10 minutes before they cracked.
Nicely done but in future run a lorry into the cherrypicker and then sing 'when the spurs come falling down' while they plummet.
Haha
Perhaps we should have a separate thread, listing the opponents that we dislike the least, (and the reasons why)
Norwich: Delia, bless
Watford: could never take them seriously after Jossy’s Giants
Leicester: crappy, clappy drum lovers, and Robbie Savage
After that I’m struggling.
I've worked with a few Spurs fans down the years, usually when I've been working away in London. I've never hidden my hatred for them but tbf they usually take it with good grace.
I once kept two of them 90ft up in a cherry picker in the centre of Birmingham in the pissing down rain on a Sunday afternoon. I refused to take them down until they had sang a chorus of Chas n Dave whilst doing a little cockney dance. They lasted about 10 minutes before they cracked.
Yeah, as Vards was bannned today, he gave Ulloa all his roids. Seemed to do the trick!
Never knew the eye gouger was a hard shoulder shitter as well.I'll be genuinely happy if you stop Spurs from winning the league. We haven't been at it this season, neither have Chelsea or the rags. You've had a free pass and made the most of it. Helped along the way by countless friendly refereeing decisions. I've never know a team that doesn't play in red or come from Trafford and have an alcoholic manager with a penchant for shitting on the hard shoulder of motorways get so many contentious decisions in their favour.
Never knew the eye gouger was a hard shoulder shitter as well.
They got away with more than their fair share too, but nothing like Leicester this year.
Yes they did, last season. Costa's stamps and spits, Hazard, Oscar, Fibreglass and Willian constantly getting penalties for falling over in clear space in the box, countless yellow/red card incidents unpunished and most of all McCarthy getting sent off for having his throat grabbed by Ivanovic right before Chelsea grabbed a last minute winner in a game that put us out of the title race. Plus, PEDs? Chelsea played 50+ games last season (Fa Cup quarters (?), LC Champions, QF Champions League and the League) without a single major injury. They played well until Christmas and then got every rub of the green imaginable to stay ahead of the pack.