The miserable old bastard thread

[andyhinch]

Finding it hard to be a miserable **** tonight for some reason, it won't last :-)

 

[Bill Walker]

Dog owners who let their dogs shit outside our front gate and leave it there,strategically placed, so junior bluemick1 can walk right through it and deposit it round the house. I'm now on a mission to catch the culprit so I can reunite them with it through their letterbox.

Not a 'culprit' mick.. theyre cunts!

If you want to be a truly miserable moaning grumpy twat, learn the correct lingo mate

its worth the effort

 

[Yaya_Tony]

The fact most phones now don't have replaceable batteries.

 

[stonerblue]

Seeing a good offer in the supermarket advertised as you walk in, get to the shelf...empty.

Moving the milk, butter, eggs and bread around the store every month so we're forced to walk down the 'seasonal' aisle.

And fuckin 'seasonal aisles' as well.

 

[smudgedj]

Bitcoin - what the fuck is all that shit about.

 

[Big Swifty]

And never get behind an ancient shopper in the supermarket check-out queue! The put their purchases away (very slowly) and then start to fumble in their purses/wallets/pockets for cash and count out twenty or thirty quid in small change. If they pay by card they say "I can't remember my pin number". Or the check-out person says "this card/voucher etc isn't valid". "Ooooh let me have a look .... oh isn't it?" or "How's your daughter going on these days?" or some such drivel. Then they put bags very slowly into a trolley. Then they shuffle off.
Always get behind a human who has but four or five items and looks as if s/he can add up or knows their card number or can walk at over 1 mph.

 

[BrianW]

I have come to the conclusion that the world is run by cunts, for cunts. So if you're not a **** yourself, you won't be happy.

Evidence: Any TV Schedule; Any TV advert; Any political commentary.

 

[cibaman]

Theyre City fans mate

The last two games have given us 135 minutes of dross followed by 45 minutes of bliss. Can't we just have a happy medium??

Minutes 136 to 169 weren't that great.

My gripe is light bulbs. It used to be that light bulbs only varied in wattage. If you had a spare 40w or 60w bulb in your house you were sorted. Now there's numerous different types of light bulb. I have 8 different types of light bulb in my house, not counting the ones in the fridge, cooker hood etc. All requiring a spare bulb.

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

Has stoney posted yet?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Monotonous, purile, shite, gratuitous christmas fucking records at fucking christmas time. Elton John, Wizard and Slade were the daddies,leave it at that.