The miserable old bastard thread

[Bill Walker]

Try a bar of carbolic, Mam used to bath 3 of us kids wash our hair and then scrub shirts with it, never went below the size of a brick for 6 months

ours lasted 18 years

 

[m7mcfc]

OK this is true.
I rang a store the other day to ask them if they had a certain door handle in stock, a girl answered the phone , it went like this;

Me...Hi Im ringing to see if you have an item in stock

Her...hang on I'll just go and check

she disappears for about 3 minutes

Her...no we sold out

Me...I haven't told you what the item is yet

her...........giggles and says oh right

In other words she just put me on hold while she probably checked facebook



FUCKING HELL :(

It's the youth of today they are just ignorant feckers, God help them if we have solar storm that knocks their smartphones out.....In fact God help me I wont be able to visit here.

 

[old blue eyes]

How come every time i phone a Holiday company up i get put through to Glasgow, and every time i phone a utility or phone company i get put through to Timbuktu or some other god forsaken place?

 

[-nibz-]

What happened to Grumpycunts.com.? That was a top site for moaning.

 

[Bill Walker]

What happened to Grumpycunts.com.? That was a top site for moaning.

are you moaning that its gone ?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

People on this fucking forum right now, moaning about the team and the performance. We won, we finished top of the group of death. Shut the fuck up for one night please you miserable cunts.

 

[blueish swede]

How come every time i phone a Holiday company up i get put through to Glasgow, and every time i phone a utility or phone company i get put through to Timbuktu or some other god forsaken place?

Glasgow again?

People who can't get through security checks at airports the first time. Don't give them another go - send them to the back of the line or they'll never learn.

 

[Bill Walker]

People on this fucking forum right now, moaning about the team and the performance. We won, we finished top of the group of death. Shut the fuck up for one night please you miserable cunts.

Theyre City fans mate

The last two games have given us 135 minutes of dross followed by 45 minutes of bliss. Can't we just have a happy medium??

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Theyre City fans mate

The last two games have given us 135 minutes of dross followed by 45 minutes of bliss. Can't we just have a happy medium??

I wonder about that.

 

[bluemick1]

Dog owners who let their dogs shit outside our front gate and leave it there,strategically placed, so junior bluemick1 can walk right through it and deposit it round the house. I'm now on a mission to catch the culprit so I can reunite them with it through their letterbox.