The miserable old bastard thread

[dronefromsector7G]

Fuck all of you

Fuck Christmas

Happy Festivus

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Not sure what to have with the turkey. Do I go for some jus,a tuile,some snow, maybe some foam,whatever it'll all be suis vide I have no doubt.

 

[mat]

Can I add little shits who get away with murder because their parents would rather let them do what they want rather than the shoeing they deserve?

One such brat today will go out my kitchen at high speed if they carry on.

*Deep breaths and relax*

 

[The Silver Surfer]

Forgot to buy apple sauce for yesterday.

Whole.
Day.
Ruined.

 

[moenchengladbach blau]

Can I add little shits who get away with murder because their parents would rather let them do what they want rather than the shoeing they deserve?

One such brat today will go out my kitchen at high speed if they carry on.

*Deep breaths and relax*

My house and my daft son sings the praises of Jeremy Bloody Corbyn on Christmas Bloody Day!! Gets aqway with it because his mother is too bloody soft.

Roll on Sunderland.

 

[TCIB]

Can I add little shits who get away with murder because their parents would rather let them do what they want rather than the shoeing they deserve?

One such brat today will go out my kitchen at high speed if they carry on.

*Deep breaths and relax*

Haha had same issue, problem is i just share the house so i should not have to deal with housemates fucking family, i don't mind a bit but cooking and babysitting at the same time, fuck off.

I ended up setting my dog on guard and told people he was feeling grumpy so stay out kitchen, good boy saving daddy from cunts.

Really hate parents palming off their kids to others who never asked to be nanny for the day.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

well if you re prone to misery, any chance a few blues can call round and kick you in the bollocks..... merry xmas n all bruv.

eastenders......oh dear.

 

[dickie davies]

I'll tell you what really gets on my fucking miserable old bastard nerves
You're listening to a radio station (for example Radio X) and they play an advert for the breakfast show, which on Radio X is Chris Moyles and the ad is a short clip of that radio show when it ends up everyone laughing at something that is supposedly funny that Moyles has said
It's obviously a staged punch line and it wasn't funny, yet they use it as an ad and every radio station does it

 

[kaz7]

Add me to the club,i am pissed off with everything at the moment,life sucks and everything is fucking annoying me

 

[I Hart Man City]

Slow cunts on the street. Get out of my way. And to all the wankers who stop in front of ticket checkpoints at stations because you've not thought ahead and/or are so stupid that know what you're doing, I wish you nothing but misery.