The miserable old bastard thread

[BlueHammer85]

A mum was walking her little girl today down the platform stairs at train station... Women behind her went can't you pick ''it'' up in a really posh annoying voice... I went mental at her. Never confronted anyone in my life.

 

[Bill Walker]

Two cunts dressed as wheres Wally with clip boards knocked on my door yesterday

They smiled brightly and said HELLO when I opened the door

I scowled at them said nothing and just slammed it

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Two cunts dressed as wheres Wally with clip boards knocked on my door yesterday

They smiled brightly and said HELLO when I opened the door

I scowled at them said nothing and just slammed it

You should've said "There you are!" just before slamming the door.

 

[AkanjisAfro]

When we sing never felt more like singing the blues but United drew 3-3

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

It tried to snow earlier, I didnt get excited, I thought theres going to be a load of traffic in the morning if that keeps up. Officially old if you dont get excited by a bit of snow.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

You should've said "There you are!" just before slamming the door.

oh, its dolly and wally now f*ck off

 

[smudgedj]

Amazon don't deliver to Brazil. Tossers. How can you call yourselves Amazon. Wankers.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

The trailers for TV programmes where five second snippets are joined together and yer get Luther talking to Sherlock Holmes. WTF is that all about! I make a mental note not to watch if they've got it all pissed about!

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Amazon don't deliver to Brazil. Tossers. How can you call yourselves Amazon. Wankers.

I see yer in Sao Paulo, smudgedj! Jeez, be careful, that's more dangerous than Collyhurst!

 

[moenchengladbach blau]

Two cunts dressed as wheres Wally with clip boards knocked on my door yesterday

They smiled brightly and said HELLO when I opened the door

I scowled at them said nothing and just slammed it

They wanted to arrange for you to collect your Lottery Jackpot cheque