The miserable old bastard thread

And another one, which Ive moaned on here about before: the elongated payment process of women at the supermarket. You know it needs paying for, so have the method of payment ready. Groceries into the bags, bags into the trolley, check the price, retrieve handbag from under the shopping in the trolley, place on the thing and carefully open, retrieve purse, repeat, go through every single card in the purse, pay, repeat process in reverse
Whereas blokes just pull their wallet out and shove it in. Fucking women.
 
Pot holes, traffic calming measures such as chicanes, (one right outside my sisters house causing traffic jams every day) nosy people staring in the windows because they are bored sat in the traffic que and speed bumps there are 26 of them between my house and hers, (I'm sad I counted them all)
 
The number is the number three
Not free
Free means it does not cost anything
It is not one, two, free
It is one, two, three
It's not hard
FFS
 
Hadron colliders, brimstone missiles, well when are they going to get round to hangover free beer
 

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