The miserable old bastard thread

[stonerblue]

'Are you all ready for christmas?"

'Fuck off'

 

[stonerblue]

Thats them. No need for it.
And while Im at it, people who keep their foot on the brake in stationary traffic. Another blinding dazzling pain in the ass, especially in the rain. Get your foot off the fucking brake and put the handbrake before you burn my retinas out you wankers

will be an old codger in an automatic.

 

[xgorton]

Don't forget to apply for your winter fuel allowance as well. You don't get it automatically.

Automatically paid into my bank account every year £200,also £10 Christmas bonus.

 

[Bill Walker]

'Are you all ready for christmas?"

'Fuck off'

 

[the god Gerry Gow]

Music

Has anybody mentioned music

Been shit since 1982.

And topics. Wtf has happened to the size of topics.

 

[Blue Maverick]

Music

Has anybody mentioned music

Been shit since 1982.

And topics. Wtf has happened to the size of topics.

That goes for any chocolate bar

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Imperial leather soap dissolves in 5 days now.
Used to get months out of a bar.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Prince Philip's are mostly service medals for the second world war. He earned them.

Princess Michael of Kent got hers while serving with the Luftwaffe...

 

[jimharri]

I hate Facebook, Mobile Phones, The Internet, Facebook, Twitter, Apps, Facebook and Twitter.

I like Crossply tyres, Smog, Corner shops and Green shield stamps.

And those Esso coin collections. Every World Cup, without fail.

 

[its a Barm]

just seen this topic its right up my street, now 54 and a right miserable bastard and to be honest i am enjoying it, its good to moan at anything that pisses you off, come to think of it 99% on here must be over 50 with all the moaning they do.