The official 2021 Eurovision thread

[BlueAnorak]

I see the lead singer of the metal band has to have a drugs test today because the winner wasn't a standard heap of shit.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Ricky Gervais after Germany's performance;

"Hitler is now officially the second worse thing to come out of Germany...".

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Bill Bailey has offered himself for next years UK entry…

 

[BimboBob]

Bill Bailey has offered himself for next years UK entry…

Didn't think he swung that way. Each to their own.

 

[stonerblue]

After watching 30 minutes of the show i realised i never need drugs to trip out on a Saturday night again

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Bill Bailey has offered himself for next years UK entry…

If the people in charge of the UK's next entry need some advice . . . . . . .

1 Don't bother with anything that sounds remotely melodic
2 Choreograph the most outlandish routine imaginable - access to a loony bin would be advantageous.
3 Wear as little as possible, leave little to anyone's imagination.

Follow this advice and I guarantee it won't end up with 'null points'!

 

[Keith Moncrieff]

Morrissey wanted to get involved a few years ago

 

[BeerIsTheBest]

I think Volcano Man was the best entry. Shame it didn’t get much airtime on the show

 

[Keith Moncrieff]

I see the lead singer of the metal band has to have a drugs test today because the winner wasn't a standard heap of shit.

Damiano David: Eurovision winner cleared of drug use by broadcaster

A test clears Måneskin's lead singer of drug use during the competition's grand final.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[N1985]

Morrissey wanted to get involved a few years ago

Fucking hell, possibly the ONLY way you could make it any shitter