lc-mcfc said:
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
No amount of patriotic pride can hide the fact that this was a truly pitiful England performance.
Australia were superior in every department,from taking their catches and chasing down every ball in the field,bowling,(even "horrible" Hauritz looked world-class against that England batting line up),through to four centurions who batted with application,common sense and aggression.
Yes,we got out of jail but we really can't take a great deal of positives from this shambles other than the actual result,and that itself was a travesty which barely shows the true mismatch that this "contest" became.
Strauss is possibly the most inept,ineffective and tactically naive captain England have ever had,and his position must surely come under close scrutiny for the next test at Lords.KP plays every knock like its a 20/20 game,ditto Freddie,Broad couldn't hit a cows' arse with a frying pan and our so-called spinners couldn't turn milk.
The gulf in class between the sides was immense,as in the last series,and unless Australia implode spectacularly or our batsmen start to show the discipline required to play a test innings,our bowlers find out exactly what line and length mean and we actually look like we care out there,then this could be a long and humiliating summer at the hands of a team who look hungrier,smarter and far more focussed than we are.
This Aussie side is there for the taking, the bowling is nothing special and we bowled poorly.
England never preform well in a first Ashes test, it's warranted.
No disrespect mate,but what on earth do you base that conclusion on?
We were totally and utterly outplayed in every single aspect of the game you care to name,and if it hadn't pissed down on Saturday afternoon we would be one down,and deservedly so.
I would love to see an England Ashes series win,but based on that spineless,apathetic and incompetent performance,that is about as likely as me arriving home from work to find Angelina Jolie handcuffed to my bedposts.
You think their bowling is "nothing special",yet they got movement and turn out of the most docile of tracks imaginable,and our so-called bowling attack was a joke,with no variation or nous whatsoever.
How you can envisage anything other than an embarrassing rout based on that nonsense is beyond my comprehension.