The old follow through

I have full on sh*t myself at work.

After a particularly heavy session, and a dodgy burger the night before, I was working outside. I bent down to pick something up, and without warning i jettisoned about half a litre of brown magma into the left leg of my overalls, right in front of the boss, who luckily didn't notice. I just carried on regardless until he buggered off, then got showered, changed and threw my overalls in the bin.
 
Trevor Morley's Tache said:
I have full on sh*t myself at work.

After a particularly heavy session, and a dodgy burger the night before, I was working outside. I bent down to pick something up, and without warning i jettisoned about half a litre of brown magma into the left leg of my overalls, right in front of the boss, who luckily didn't notice. I just carried on regardless until he buggered off, then got showered, changed and threw my overalls in the bin.
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I believe that could be termed styling it out.
 
Be careful. My wife has Chrones and when she has to go she really has to go. Can't wait to find a bog. More than once it has been a case of the nearest wall or doorway. Not nice.
 
A gang of us went on hols to corfu in the 80s. One bar ruined us all with ouzo one night. We all eventually made it back to our rooms and crashed. My mate carl was in the next room with his gorgeous bird. Heard her scream the place down at about 6 in the morning. Thinking it was a bad domestic I ran in to find carl fast asleep and his gorgeous bird covered from the tits down in kaka. He,d shit the bed heavily in his stupor. I would of still give her one, fit as
 
Kippax77 said:
A gang of us went on hols to corfu in the 80s. One bar ruined us all with ouzo one night. We all eventually made it back to our rooms and crashed. My mate carl was in the next room with his gorgeous bird. Heard her scream the place down at about 6 in the morning. Thinking it was a bad domestic I ran in to find carl fast asleep and his gorgeous bird covered from the tits down in kaka. He,d shit the bed heavily in his stupor. I would of still give her one, fit as
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Is he still with her
 
Shat myself on a club 18-30 holiday to Ibiza many moons ago. Theres a pic out there somewhere of the whole group...I'm probably the only one in it that threw his shitty paisley boxers in the bin shortly after the pic was taken. Jeans weren't stained tho, so every cloud and all that.
 
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