Poor old defoe tweeted about not being in the Chelsea match.
It is because your fucking shite Defoe, understand this and the perplexing questions you have in life will be answered like the sun bursting through grey clouds.
You score when a defence has a severe lapse or against struggling teams when your brought on for the last 15 minutes when they are knackered.
Even then you need the ball right to you, which is hard for your team mates to do since your happy to hide away. They need a bloody search and rescue for you sometimes.
At that even you need at least 10 chances before we start coming down the alphabet from row z...slowly.
Your fucking crap and are damn lucky to be playing in the prem still, frankly i'm amazed you managed to last this long.
p.s. Move to Liverpool and give us all the greatest laugh ever next season. You will have the honor of helping the rawk server blowup with rage and fustration.