Mrs H, many years ago, on a day out in North Yorkshire she starts twiddling the radio dial, I said "what are you doing?" Replies "looking for Radio Piccadilly".I occasionally put my Mrs J quips on here.
Mrs J - “When you go to the shop can you pick me up just one bottle of those fruity Ciders?”
Me - “ Yes of course but they have loads of different flavours. Do you have a favourite?
Mrs J - “Yes please, Apple if you can.”
Then her 5 year old son asks on holiday in Spain, "why do all the shops close in the afternoon Mum?, reply "they all go home for a siesta and go to sleep for 2 hours".
She's no better at the age of 67, bless, at least I converted her from a Rag to a die hard Blue.