The TV Quiz Show Thread

[Blue Mist]

You have to remember we have a man who is a thick moron and totally unsuited to the job applied for and now is PM so in the grand scheme of things some dense prick going on the chase is neither here nor there

He isn't thick nor a moron.
The fact that he is clever, monied, without scruples, a liar and believes he is above most of us should be mentioned though.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Not a quiz show, but I think this deserves an airing.

 

[Bluesince1979]

Ma hat ma coatie.

Angus McCoatup

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

It can turn into a decent comedy show. The Eye runs a column 'Dumb Britain' where it takes the cretinous answers contestants give:

Bradley: Which of these describes a libertine or a rake? A Don Juan, B Don Carlos, C Don Felipe.
Contestant: Is that a rake you would use in the garden?

For anyone with youngish kids, I was hearing that response in the voice of Mr. Biscuit.

 

[knuckles]

Pass

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Think she might have moderate learning difficulties.

 

[Cotontoquinn]

Pass

She really let Wolverhampton down with this full speed, rapid approach.

 

[Bill Walker]

He isn't thick nor a moron.
The fact that he is clever, monied, without scruples, a liar and believes he is above most of us should be mentioned though.

Feck off Musty, I do have a couple of scruples....

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Thick as a plank

 

[Xhavenjoe]

 

[Cotontoquinn]

Thick as a plank

And not even listening out for Sandra and Jamie coughing!! Plonker.

 

[knuckles]

She really let Wolverhampton down with this full speed, rapid approach.

Maybe it was a good tactic, she was obviously waiting for questions like "What's it called when you overtake a car?" and "What do you get when you ace your exams?" - and my favourite "What do you say to Bernardo Silva when you break and attack the opposition goal?"

Got these questions from a friend :)

 

[knuckles]

So funny, still laughing, genius!

 

[burnley blue mcfc]

Tipping point just now… what word comes after brook, brown, or rainbow to make a fresh water fish? the lads Answer…..dolphin!!!! The mind seriously boggles :-/

 

[richardtheref]

Tipping point

Q Homer refers to nectar as the drink of the gods and which other substance as their food?
A Doughnuts

 

[bluealf]

Geniuses in their craft

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Q Homer refers to nectar as the drink of the gods and which other substance as their food?
A Doughnuts

I actually saw that one and both contestants thought it was doughnuts

 

[OntarioBlue]

Tipping point

Q Homer refers to nectar as the drink of the gods and which other substance as their food?
A Doughnuts

Tipping Point must really dredge the depths of human stupidity to find their contestants. I can’t believe the host is able to keep a straight face when he hears some of the answers.

Mastermind and Only Connect it most certainly isn’t.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Tipping Point must really dredge the depths of human stupidity to find their contestants. I can’t believe the host is able to keep a straight face when he hears some of the answers.

Mastermind and Only Connect it most certainly isn’t.

Don’t know how it’s so popular. It’s a shit format for a game show.

 

[flook]

Tipping point

Q Homer refers to nectar as the drink of the gods and which other substance as their food?
A Doughnuts

Questions wrong obviously