Was at a Funeral today at one of my best mate’s Father in Law, he was John Lucas who’s family ran the Oddfellows Pub in Ashton under Lyne from 1914 - 2008, a record for the area, John himself was Landlord from 1984 until retiring in 2008, RIP John.
Anyway that’s not the reason I’ve posted, we were at the wake in Stalybridge Celtic Social Club and I was sat with my blue mate, Mick, his wife, Mrs H and our feisty City hating, Dipper loving Oldham FC devotee mate, Baldy Trevor. One of John’s Grandkids said:
“I’m getting shots in to raise a toast to Granddad”
Mick said, quick as a flash:
“You’d better have one Trevor, it’s the only shot you’ve seen since Christmas”
Well fuck me, have you ever seen a laughing hyena? Poor Trevor wasn’t impressed but that was payback.