Things in films I just don't get

foxy said:
BluePurgatory said:
I can never understand that when guns, especially in westerns are fire into the air. No one on the ground is ever killed. Those bullets fired up have to come back down!

I remember hearing about a girl getting hit by a round which was fired in to the air when an Iraqi family was celebrating a wedding. What goes up must come down.

Exactly mate the bandits from mexico are the best!
 
samharris said:
you never see anyone saying " im going to the loo". yet we all do it.


...and when was the last time you saw a soap character downloading porn and having a wank?
Other than the legendary EastEnders episode when Dot was frigging herself senseless over gay scat when Arthur Fowler popped round unexpectedly early for his Thursday afternoon fisting session?
And talking of EastEnders,how come there are no fucking rags in it?
 
Prestwich_Blue said:
When they have to get access to a super secure computer system and they just type a few words on the keyboard and they're in.

This!
And how come they never have to sit around waiting for their computers to boot up?

Everybody, over the age of forty, in England sips tea from dainty china cups, with their pinky fingers raised, twenty four hours a day.

All the Irish are either foaming at the mouth terrorists or happy-to-meetcha morons with a twinkle in their eye, so they are, so they are.

In "The Rock", an American soldier calls Sean Connery a "Limey". Now, any self-respecting Scotsman isn't going to let that pass without comment. In fairness, he does kill the guy but even so, you'd still expect him to remark "Hackshuallly, I'm Scottissssssh, by the way!". because if there's one thing the Scots are good at, it's reminding you that they are in fact Scottish.

F**k cuddles! What a woman really wants after sex is to pop over to the fridge, in the dark, whilst wearing her lover's pristinely ironed shirt, that always juuuuuuuuust covers her fanny.
 
And why are the pubs in the soaps always full during the week. These days a pub is lucky if it's full on a Saturday night.
 
foxy said:
BluePurgatory said:
I can never understand that when guns, especially in westerns are fire into the air. No one on the ground is ever killed. Those bullets fired up have to come back down!

I remember hearing about a girl getting hit by a round which was fired in to the air when an Iraqi family was celebrating a wedding. What goes up must come down.

Well it was bollocks then, the terminal velocity of a falling bullet isn't fast enough to cause anything other than a nasty bump on the noggin.
 
quiet_riot said:
foxy said:
BluePurgatory said:
I can never understand that when guns, especially in westerns are fire into the air. No one on the ground is ever killed. Those bullets fired up have to come back down!

I remember hearing about a girl getting hit by a round which was fired in to the air when an Iraqi family was celebrating a wedding. What goes up must come down.

Well it was bollocks then, the terminal velocity of a falling bullet isn't fast enough to cause anything other than a nasty bump on the noggin.

correct.
 
stony said:
And why are the pubs in the soaps always full during the week. These days a pub is lucky if it's full on a Saturday night.

Always wondered how women working in a factory can afford to have a liquid lunch in the boozer every day of the week then return after their shift!
 

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