Prestwich_Blue said:
When they have to get access to a super secure computer system and they just type a few words on the keyboard and they're in.
This!
And how come they never have to sit around waiting for their computers to boot up?
Everybody, over the age of forty, in England sips tea from dainty china cups, with their pinky fingers raised, twenty four hours a day.
All the Irish are either foaming at the mouth terrorists or happy-to-meetcha morons with a twinkle in their eye, so they are, so they are.
In "The Rock", an American soldier calls Sean Connery a "Limey". Now, any self-respecting Scotsman isn't going to let that pass without comment. In fairness, he does kill the guy but even so, you'd still expect him to remark "Hackshuallly, I'm Scottissssssh, by the way!". because if there's one thing the Scots are good at, it's reminding you that they are in fact Scottish.
F**k cuddles! What a woman really wants after sex is to pop over to the fridge, in the dark, whilst wearing her lover's pristinely ironed shirt, that always juuuuuuuuust covers her fanny.