waterloo blue
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When they drive to somewhere and always get a parking spot right outside,I know it's fiction but that's taking it too far .
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Things in films I just don't get
- Thread starter Hamann Pineapple
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TCIB
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denislawsbackheel said:TCIB said:I don't get <a class="postlink" href="http://www.imdb.co.uk/title/tt0141926/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.imdb.co.uk/title/tt0141926/</a> it is as historically inaccurate as can be.
It shows the germans as nasty baddies and the yanks as saviour heroes.
They find the enigma encoding machine and win the day.
Why are films like that allowed ? fuck of americana hollywood cringe worthy shitness.
Or how they sip a coffee and their lips are bone dry, what's wrong with having an actual brew instead of an empty cup ? fuck off.
It ruins the continuity and realism for me, such a simple thing.
Cos they are films, not bloody history!
Google 'historical drama' which section this film wanted it's self then reply.
It's just warped bollocks.
Lavinda Past
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Why doesn't the bad guy stick around to watch James Bond die?
"It's been nice knowing you, Mr Bond. I'd love to stay, but I must fuck off somewhere else to do something staggeringly more important than watching my arch nemesis breathe his last breath..."
50 years? He wouldn't have got past year 1 if I was the bad guy.<br /><br />-- Sun Mar 17, 2013 10:22 pm --<br /><br />
You can get ointment for that...
"It's been nice knowing you, Mr Bond. I'd love to stay, but I must fuck off somewhere else to do something staggeringly more important than watching my arch nemesis breathe his last breath..."
50 years? He wouldn't have got past year 1 if I was the bad guy.<br /><br />-- Sun Mar 17, 2013 10:22 pm --<br /><br />
TCIB said:denislawsbackheel said:TCIB said:I don't get <a class="postlink" href="http://www.imdb.co.uk/title/tt0141926/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.imdb.co.uk/title/tt0141926/</a> it is as historically inaccurate as can be.
It shows the germans as nasty baddies and the yanks as saviour heroes.
They find the enigma encoding machine and win the day.
Why are films like that allowed ? fuck of americana hollywood cringe worthy shitness.
Or how they sip a coffee and their lips are bone dry, what's wrong with having an actual brew instead of an empty cup ? fuck off.
It ruins the continuity and realism for me, such a simple thing.
Cos they are films, not bloody history!
Google 'historical drama' which section this film wanted it's self then reply.
It's just warped bollocks.
You can get ointment for that...
jimharri
Moderator
When a couple have been banging away like a gate in a hurricane, and she gets out of bed wanting to go to the bathroom/kitchen/put out the trash/feed the cat etc etc, she wraps a bloody sheet around herself. I mean; WTF.
burning blue soul
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why in American films are the baddies either English (mainly) or foreign speaking?
proper ironic considering they have some of the nastiest greedy empire builders in the world.
proper ironic considering they have some of the nastiest greedy empire builders in the world.
jimharri
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And, according to my mate, there are certain websites.....Lavinda Past said:Why doesn't the bad guy stick around to watch James Bond die?
"It's been nice knowing you, Mr Bond. I'd love to stay, but I must fuck off somewhere else to do something staggeringly more important than watching my arch nemesis breathe his last breath..."
50 years? He wouldn't have got past year 1 if I was the bad guy.
-- Sun Mar 17, 2013 10:22 pm --
TCIB said:denislawsbackheel said:Cos they are films, not bloody history!
Google 'historical drama' which section this film wanted it's self then reply.
It's just warped bollocks.
You can get ointment for that...
Hamann Pineapple
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Threesomes in porn films, I just don't get them
TCIB
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xhamster seems to be missing that section :(
I'll track it down though.
I'll track it down though.
Bill Walker
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burning blue soul said:why in American films are the baddies either English (mainly) or foreign speaking?
proper ironic considering they have some of the nastiest greedy empire builders in the world.
and of course Britain never built an empire :)
ChicagoBlue
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1) Scenes that are SUPPOSEDLY taking place at night, yet the lens filter they put on the camera of the DAYTIME SHOOT is unable to get rid of all the shadows!! Why not just film it AT NIGHT?!
2) EVERYONE can shoot someone between the eyes from 50 feet with a big fucking gun! I shoot a .40 cal HK handgun regularly and usually go out to half that distance, but my spread is about 4-6 inches. Yet, everyone who picks up a gun in the movies and shoots it manages to hit the bad guy right between the eyes, but......
3) .........when there is some "action sequence" shooting, people are unloading magazines with alarming frequency and NO-ONE is even getting winged and the SOUND of the guns going off is a FRACTION of the explosive noise that comes from gunfire!
4) Car chases, where the car's exterior is getting beaten up, yet in the edit process, they keep interspersing sequences where the car is in pristine condition.
5) People going into a building, a house, a room, ANYWHERE, when it is dark and not AUTOMATICALLY looking for a light and searching, gun drawn, for the bad guy with a flashlight! I could see it in a few instances where the building is desolate or abandoned, but a house? Really?! Turn the fucking lights on!!
2) EVERYONE can shoot someone between the eyes from 50 feet with a big fucking gun! I shoot a .40 cal HK handgun regularly and usually go out to half that distance, but my spread is about 4-6 inches. Yet, everyone who picks up a gun in the movies and shoots it manages to hit the bad guy right between the eyes, but......
3) .........when there is some "action sequence" shooting, people are unloading magazines with alarming frequency and NO-ONE is even getting winged and the SOUND of the guns going off is a FRACTION of the explosive noise that comes from gunfire!
4) Car chases, where the car's exterior is getting beaten up, yet in the edit process, they keep interspersing sequences where the car is in pristine condition.
5) People going into a building, a house, a room, ANYWHERE, when it is dark and not AUTOMATICALLY looking for a light and searching, gun drawn, for the bad guy with a flashlight! I could see it in a few instances where the building is desolate or abandoned, but a house? Really?! Turn the fucking lights on!!