Tuearts right boot
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Yes....I now realise that but in the heat of the moment I got carried away.He knows….. as I told him that three posts up ;)
Yes....I now realise that but in the heat of the moment I got carried away.He knows….. as I told him that three posts up ;)
And with Crimbo coming employees will get the same shite CD half a dozen times in an 8 hour shift. Day after day for about 6 weeks. Could anybody blame them if they took a hammer to the CD player?Whoever chooses the playlist in Asda. Imagine having to work in there day in day out with all that shite piped into your ears and brain.
It's probably sent in remotely though, from somewhere like Leeds, overseen by a green-haired obese " Customer Entertainment Service Manager"And with Crimbo coming employees will get the same shite CD half a dozen times in an 8 hour shift. Day after day for about 6 weeks. Could anybody blame them if they took a hammer to the CD player?
So cut the wires, turn the volume to zero and throw the volume knob away, or travel to Leeds and kill the "green-haired obese " Customer Entertainment Service Manager"".It's probably sent in remotely though, from somewhere like Leeds, overseen by a green-haired obese " Customer Entertainment Service Manager"
I would if I worked in Asda. Thankfully I don't, and am getting to appreciate LIDL more and more.So cut the wires, turn the volume to zero and throw the volume knob away, or travel to Leeds and kill the "green-haired obese " Customer Entertainment Service Manager"".
Happy HolidayGive it another week and it will be Xmas songs the whole way up to the 25th
Use the word "crimbo".And with Crimbo coming employees will get the same shite CD half a dozen times in an 8 hour shift. Day after day for about 6 weeks. Could anybody blame them if they took a hammer to the CD player?
Called in sick surely ?Called out sick today. Joker.
Is she a good looker, asking for a friend,I went in my local last night, a Joey Holts proper pub. Not one of your fancy lah dee dar £6.50 a pint plastic music shit holes, a proper pub.
They have the Christmas decorations up including a tree !.
It's a new landlady, she'll have to go.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and as its a JCB digger that's holding her I'll let you decide.Is she a good looker, asking for a friend,
I had a twat at work who came in feeling under the weather and asked for a Covid test kit. He was given one and came out positive!It might have already been mentioned - people who have the option to work from home yet insist on coming in to the office full of a cold - sneezing, coughing, blowing their nose etc and refuse to go home. "It's only a cold, it's fine"
I had a twat at work who came in feeling under the weather and asked for a Covid test kit. He was given one and came out positive!
Then he protested that the mark he had indicating positive was very faint…… and reluctantly had to fuck off for 5 days.
A memo then went out saying do your tests at home not at work!