Things people do that annoy you.

Theres a woman at work who insists on watching videos at lunch time on her phone, on full volume so the rest of us has no choice but to listen.
Think its Twitter or Instagram or something, but because she keeps watching the same shite, it keeps automatically feeding her similar nauseating videos. They come in three catagories.
1. Gross body, pimple popper A&E type of video which she insists on waving in front of everybodys eyes "urggg look at this!" while Im trying to eat.
2. Fake AI comedy videos, or obvious set up nonsense.
3. Inflamintory anti imigrant rantings by random you tube and facebook racists. She just sits there yelling "Well said!" and "You tell em!" But shes far too dumb to understand any of it or have a reasonable debate, she must be a Liverpool fan.
All I want to do is eat my lunch and watch the daily Etihad stadium development drone video in peace.
 
pfazz said:
Why must people walk around with sun glasses on their fukin heads. They are meant to covering your eyes, fukin posing bastards. Oh and what is this new trend, usually on tv, of people starting a sentence with, 'so'. Load of bollocks if you ask me.
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I'm on your frequency. My eyes, beautiful as they are, dont work very well. My retina's let too much light in, so when its sunny I can get a sore head. But even then, I am loathe to even wearing shades, no matter how amazing I look. So, for posing ****'s cutting about witb them perched? I've never seen one i didn't want to slap purple.
 
Barcon said:
Use my driveway to do a three point turn.
The ones that do it at night and don't turn off their headlights are even bigger cunts as I live in a bungalow and the bedroom is at the end of the driveway.
I've been thinking about getting some kind of spike strip or a moat full of sharks.
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You can get one of these installed for about 400 quid retractable, probably cheaper than the shark moat! ;)

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Double R said:
Theres a woman at work who insists on watching videos at lunch time on her phone, on full volume so the rest of us has no choice but to listen.
Think its Twitter or Instagram or something, but because she keeps watching the same shite, it keeps automatically feeding her similar nauseating videos. They come in three catagories.
1. Gross body, pimple popper A&E type of video which she insists on waving in front of everybodys eyes "urggg look at this!" while Im trying to eat.
2. Fake AI comedy videos, or obvious set up nonsense.
3. Inflamintory anti imigrant rantings by random you tube and facebook racists. She just sits there yelling "Well said!" and "You tell em!" But shes far too dumb to understand any of it or have a reasonable debate, she must be a Liverpool fan.
All I want to do is eat my lunch and watch the daily Etihad stadium development drone video in peace.
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I really would have a word with her. I ask cunts doing that on buses if they have headphones or earplugs. If they dont then told nobody wants to listen to videos on a bus. I also hate cunts who have phone conversations.
 
Double R said:
Theres a woman at work who insists on watching videos at lunch time on her phone, on full volume so the rest of us has no choice but to listen.
Think its Twitter or Instagram or something, but because she keeps watching the same shite, it keeps automatically feeding her similar nauseating videos. They come in three catagories.
1. Gross body, pimple popper A&E type of video which she insists on waving in front of everybodys eyes "urggg look at this!" while Im trying to eat.
2. Fake AI comedy videos, or obvious set up nonsense.
3. Inflamintory anti imigrant rantings by random you tube and facebook racists. She just sits there yelling "Well said!" and "You tell em!" But shes far too dumb to understand any of it or have a reasonable debate, she must be a Liverpool fan.
All I want to do is eat my lunch and watch the daily Etihad stadium development drone video in peace.
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The BBC really is in a mess isn't it.
 
Barcon said:
Use my driveway to do a three point turn.
The ones that do it at night and don't turn off their headlights are even bigger cunts as I live in a bungalow and the bedroom is at the end of the driveway.
I've been thinking about getting some kind of spike strip or a moat full of sharks.
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Maybe trying to capture some interesting silhouettes?
 
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