Things people do that annoy you.

People who walk for exercise. By that I mean the ones who dress up in track suits, walk with arms flailing in unison and carry a water bottle. If you want to walk just go and walk. Don't kit yourself out as though it's a marathon.

The other one is people who write "would of", "should of". Annoys the hell out of me.
People who walk using ski poles on bone dry pavements in the middle of summer.
 
Oh, cracking point that one. And anyone who puts ice in a pint of cider - uber ****.

I'll give a couple:

1. Anyone who turns the collar up on a polo shirt - fucking dire attention seeker.

2. Anyone who wears short sleeved shirts and a tie - weirdo, and probably shouldn't be allowed within 50 feet of a school.

Don't get me started on blokes over 30 who wear 3/4 length trackie bottoms...
American nutters who walk into schools with an automatic weapon and shoot at the children.
 
These thick cunts have had at least eleven years of free state education. What the fuck were their English teachers doing for all that time?
Correcting them, but they didn't listen and they write as they speak.
When the teachers or the parents correct their speech they shout 'stop making me speak posh'. At least that's what I said to my dad anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
People who drive right to the very start of the coned off lane then try to push in!! GRRRRRRR
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Filter in at the earliest opportunity like the rest of us did!!!!!!!!!
umm no - use all the tarmac available (ranther than extending a one line stretch backwards a mile or two) - everyone gets through quicker
 
These thick cunts have had at least eleven years of free state education. What the fuck were their English teachers doing for all that time?
You've no chance with "should of" and "could of" when you consider the difference between there and their (and possibly they're) is taught very early but still written incorrectly by so many.
Why not just ensure the spell checker is in use on every device. - This doesn't work with old typewriters and pens.
 
Tou've no chance with "should of" and "could of" when you consider the difference between there and their (and possibly they're) is taught very early but still written incorrectly by so many.
You just stop their benefits until they get it right.
 
People writing “must of”, “could of”. It makes absolutely no sense if you take even one second to think about it.


There was a rumour that they were thinking of introducing it into the English Oxford Dictionary as valid instead of wasting another £5 on teaching the oiks how to use it.

Slowly but surely our language is being eaten away by the shit these morons watch on the internet..innit blud ;-)
 
There was a rumour that they were thinking of introducing it into the English Oxford Dictionary as valid instead of wasting another £5 on teaching the oiks how to use it.

Slowly but surely our language is being eaten away by the shit these morons watch on the internet..innit blud ;-)
If that happens I will be sending daily letters and hourly emails to the EOD protesting and continuing to protest at such a disgraceful misuse of the English language!!


AND DON'T THINK I WON'T. I am not noted for my stubborn nature for nothing. If I can support Manchester City through all the lean years I can write letters and emails to the OED!!!!!
:-) :-)
 
If that happens I will be sending daily letters and hourly emails to the EOD protesting and continuing to protest at such a disgraceful misuse of the English language!!


AND DON'T THINK I WON'T. I am not noted for my stubborn nature for nothing. If I can support Manchester City through all the lean years I can write letters and emails to the OED!!!!!
:-) :-)


I am not arguing with you Eccles, I can barely understand people when they are talking now.

Little Ferrets are writing like they are texting.
 
I am not arguing with you Eccles, I can barely understand people when they are talking now.

Little Ferrets are writing like they are texting.
Oh I know you weren't arguing with me @mexico1970 I was agreeing with your assessment of our language being eroded. :-) Plus just adding my two penn'orth to warn the OED not to even try it. :-)
 

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