Things that are missing from eastlands?

MadchesterCity said:
bluevengence said:
If the monorail is serving free beer by topless waitresses can we have it travelling at about two miles per hour instead of two hundred

Ok good point - mate - I'll see if I can ghet that sorted

Einstein can sort it out.
 
The lovely old Balti Pies from last season and beyond are missing from Eastlands.

Please return if found and get rid of their horrid sultana and curry powder replacements.
 
Also a real ale tent outside running a beer festival with dancing girls as the entertainment.
 
Balti said:
The lovely old Balti Pies from last season and beyond are missing from Eastlands.

Please return if found and get rid of their horrid sultana and curry powder replacements.

I had my first balti at brummy last week fook me what have i missed ! i got another straight after beautiful...
 
m27 said:
MadchesterCity said:
My wishlist to the sheiks

200 mph Monorail to city centre that serves free beer by topless waitresses or a tram to city centre

Small people painted sky blue like city oompa loompas handing out beer and free sweeties for kids
A gypsy woman with a crystal ball in a small hut that always predicts a City win and is right every time

A giant aquarium walkway

A travelator instead of the spiral staircase - health incentive for City fans

Giant bouncy castles filled with top heavy stunners and ice cream and jelly - not a fetish ; )

A bear pit for naughty away fans

I have been known, on occasions, to take recreational drugs. I thought this already happened?

glad its not only me ; _
 

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