Things that your Dad said to you.

[stonie]

united are shit

 

[denislawsbackheel]

this is my house and you live under my rules.
If you don't like it get out.

I went.

 

[stony]

It's far fetched...........................shit from china

 

[deco]

this is my house and you live under my rules.
If you don't like it get out.

I went.

lol im in that process mate.

 

[stony]

I remember asking him about a girl with lovely blonde hair, but when she took her knickers off and lay on the bed, arms and legs akimbo. She was like the Ace of Spades. Collar and cuffs definitely didn't match.
I'll never forget his words, he said " son, you know when you hit your thumb with a hammer and the nail goes black? Well she's had plenty of fucking hammer"

 

[kinkladze96]

Marry a girl with small hands. It will make it look bigger

 

[Paul powers moustache]

My old man(God rest his soul )

Would allways say to me and my brothers

" No one is better than you !!, they may have more money and a better job but we all shit in the same sewer "


And he was dead right



Steve

 

[flyer]

My Dad (RIP)

Buy cheap, buy twice

 

[blue John]

My Dad told me that every female should get a little bit of me
so I have been trying to make it so

 

[BimboBob]

Never turn down a shag.



Lived by this ever since.Ask the ex-missus!