Things you just dont say

[Lavinda Past]

He said it was unfortunately a true story. Andy didn't say it was about himself.

Good point but it was, I was sat in the car in a hotel car park at the time, it was minus 12 and didn't want to break the no smoking rule, no points on my licence, but it was interesting:) I'm glad Mr Hill isn't a reactionary fuckwitt.

Ps I've never killed anyone when driving or pissed, for clarification.

So you only killl when you're sober and not driving then...?

I'm glad we cleared that one up!

Good man.

 

[andyhinch]

Good point but it was, I was sat in the car in a hotel car park at the time, it was minus 12 and didn't want to break the no smoking rule, no points on my licence, but it was interesting:) I'm glad Mr Hill isn't a reactionary fuckwitt.

Ps I've never killed anyone when driving or pissed, for clarification.

So you only killl when you're sober and not driving then...?

I'm glad we cleared that one up!

Good man.

I only kill responsibly:)

 

[Barcon]

My mate killed somebody when he was drunk, he wasn't driving though and he's no longer my mate as he's a killing bastard.

 

[BigJoe#1]

Was a guy in a meeting who used the phrase " ****** in the wood pile" and said quite innocently.
He still didn't think it was a problem when the error of his ways was pointed out.

Lol, had exactly the same scenario. When I took him aside and suggested he'd be better off saying something like "fly in the ointment" instead, he just didn't get it.

Fortunately he didn't say it again.

 

[simonk]

"What is this shit" when New order comes on in the car, said by my mate, we had to have words.

"what fucker said that?"

 

[Blue Til Death]

'Does this skirt make my bum look big?'

'No love, it's not the skirt.'

No but eating a kilo of chocolate a night does fatty

 

[everythingchangesbutblue]

"You're mums tight for her age you know"

 

[dannyboy29]

you're only 15?? you better not be serious!!

i thought you were 13.....

 

[kp789]

"What is this shit" when New order comes on in the car, said by my mate, we had to have words.

"what fucker said that?"

The same bloke who listens to 'the best songs to do housework to' in his car.

 

[willipp]

Whens the baby due? .................................. oh really your not?