Johnny Mars Bar
Well-Known Member
Cricket
Other people’s pets
Other people’s kids
Other people’s pets
Other people’s kids
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Things you want everyone to know you’re not interested in
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Bill Walker
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Olympics
Oasis
Morrissey
Cricket
Pink Floyd
Politics
The Smiths
NFL
F1
All boring. :)
Oasis
Morrissey
Cricket
Pink Floyd
Politics
The Smiths
NFL
F1
All boring. :)
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mrtwiceaseason
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- 9 Oct 2011
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- 7,682
My partner's sisters dog ,I have seen one picture of it I don't need 20 more a fuckin day !!
calumdown
Well-Known Member
mobile phones
= the death of society.
capital letters
= invented by the church to keep us in our place.
voting & politics in general
= they're mugging everyone off for personal gain.
large mams
= the smaller the better.
small-talk in the street
= can you not see that my eyes have glazed over.
artificial intelligence
= my arse.
the united states of america
= countless reasons.
television
= the zombification of a nation.
zoos
= animal prisons.
quatch buttocks
= the bum of a woman that has dropped into complete flatness.
blokes who wear blue jeans, a suit jacket & pointy brown shoes
= you look like a tit.
so-called correct syntax
= i'll form my sentences in any way i chose to.
authority in general
= of all the things i hold in high regard, rules are not one of them.
= the death of society.
capital letters
= invented by the church to keep us in our place.
voting & politics in general
= they're mugging everyone off for personal gain.
large mams
= the smaller the better.
small-talk in the street
= can you not see that my eyes have glazed over.
artificial intelligence
= my arse.
the united states of america
= countless reasons.
television
= the zombification of a nation.
zoos
= animal prisons.
quatch buttocks
= the bum of a woman that has dropped into complete flatness.
blokes who wear blue jeans, a suit jacket & pointy brown shoes
= you look like a tit.
so-called correct syntax
= i'll form my sentences in any way i chose to.
authority in general
= of all the things i hold in high regard, rules are not one of them.
calumdown
Well-Known Member
completely agree.Bum sex
i know loads of blokes who bum their mrs.
i don't understand it at all.
i've said it to all of them...
if i blindfolded you and put you in a room,
with a row of people bent over waiting for your dick,
no touching the person with your hands,
i'll just, ahem, point you in the right direction,
how would you be able to tell the gender?
ergo,
anal sex is gay.
i am not in any way homophobic,
but i'm not gay,
therefore i only use the front door,
and frankly why wouldn't you?
it's such a nice place to visit.
why would you want faecal excreta on your manhood.
Mad Eyed Screamer
Moderator
Yes but the Swastika armband wasn't a very good idea.....I find it really difficult to get interested in what my neighbour talks about. To avoid conversations with him, I pretend to be French after eating a batch of frogs legs.
**** got me as I didn’t realise he’s French. I am now drinking a lot of German beer to outfox the garlic ****.
unsworthblue
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- 27 Oct 2008
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- 4,058
Covid Jabs
Mad Eyed Screamer
Moderator
Elbow beards
Well-Known Member
Dogging. Honest.