Things you want everyone to know you’re not interested in

[Elbow beards]

completely agree.

i know loads of blokes who bum their mrs.
i don't understand it at all.

i've said it to all of them...
if i blindfolded you and put you in a room,
with a row of people bent over waiting for your dick,
no touching the person with your hands,
i'll just, ahem, point you in the right direction,
how would you be able to tell the gender?

ergo,
anal sex is gay.

i am not in any way homophobic,
but i'm not gay,
therefore i only use the front door,
and frankly why wouldn't you?
it's such a nice place to visit.
why would you want faecal excreta on your manhood.

But surely that could apply to being sucked off as well?

 

[staffsblue]

People who are obsessed with the past.
Golf
Dogs
Cars
Tattoos
Barbecues in urban areas.
Any form of noise pollution.
Football fans who sing nursery rhymes, especially those who film each other carrying out this activity.
Reality TV.
Influencers and YouTube / TikTok "celebrities".

 

[Sir peace frog]

women's football,it gets far too much hype for the level

 

[calumdown]

But surely that could apply to being sucked off as well?

i hadn't thought of that.

blowjobs are gay!

 

[Bettys Bell]

Anything relating to space travel or planets .

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Giving?
Receiving?
Or both?

None of the above, I would never trust anyone who did things behind my back

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

None of the above, I would never trust anyone who did things behind my back

Well the first option wouldn't be behind your back.....

 

[Magicpole]

Yes but the Swastika armband wasn't a very good idea.....

Have you never made an error for fuck sake?

And who told you about that ? @BlueMoonRisin’ the **** has cameras in my gaff. He knows things about me I don’t even know. The ****.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Well the first option wouldn't be behind your back.....

As my old Dad used to say, there's only one way to push shit uphill and that's in a wheelbarrow

 

[bennyboy]

And some twat always going on about being on Eggheads all the time

An yank **** as well.