Things you want everyone to know you’re not interested in

[idahoblues]

I like the cut of your jib. You’ve reached peak miserable **** like me.

Hell I like you.

He’ll let you buy him a pint

 

[Blue Mist]

I'm not that bothered about Fleetwood Mac. That's different from not being interested in them or even liking them. I'm just not bothered.
The thing is when you tell people this they get all arsed, especially in the Fleetwood Mac, love them or hate them thread.

 

[Skr1975]

The voice, it’s on at the min, not my choice , can’t believe how crap and cringey the panel , like watching kids tv, 90 mins prime time sat night tv !

 

[the-ecstacy-of-eight]

I'm sorry, but your opinion means very little to me

 

[Stoned Rose]

Leanne Sanderson and her “zany, I’m a lesbian” hair and outfits.

 

[Kippaxpete]

Bum sex

Definitely. It bloody hurts!

 

[Kippaxpete]

Cricket
Other people’s pets
Other people’s kids

Just other people!

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Definitely. It bloody hurts!

It would hurt the bloke who tried it with me :)

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Jehovah's Witnesses.

Oh I love a good chat, me. Especially a logical one.
Sadly they only ever came round the once.

 

[Pubteam Lomas]

Solar panels, loft insulation and a new boiler!
Loads of calls telling me I qualify for a government handout.

Yesterday I said I lived on a canal boat!!!!!!!!!!!!